die hard doonhamer Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 (edited) Mark Lawrenson just accused a Slovenian player of having a big nose!! It was actually the assistant ref Funny nonetheless. Edited June 23, 2010 by die hard doonhamer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Mark Lawrenson just accused a Slovenian player of having a big nose!! Another great bit of footballing analysis. The main commentator has such a fucking irritating voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Another great bit of footballing analysis. The main commentator has such a fucking irritating voice. Especially after the England goal when he said "we're on our way" Hopefully back to England...'moan the Slovenians 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Had a busy day at work today involving deliveries to various places. First of all, traffic on M8 was shit, as was the road to Lochwinnoch then over to Fairlie. When i was leaving Fairlie, my van hit a pothole resulting in my sat-nav coming unstuck from the windscreen and shattering the display. I got to my next delivery only for no-one to be there to take it off me. Phoned office and they said they will contact the Company and will phone me back with instructions on what to do next. They rang back and said someone would be there in 10 mins. 45 mins later someone turns up to take the delivery. Eventually got back to the yard at 2 only to be told I had another two deliveries to do . Only had a cup-a-soup for a break, been starving since. Boss was great about the sat-nav and by doing those 2 deliveries today, I have a easier day tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 At least you didn't get stuck in Fairlie, it's a tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 At least you didn't get stuck in Fairlie, it's a tip. Really? The street where I was delivering is full of nice expensive house's. I just thought because of the location, it was a well to do area. I may have been whooshed here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Really? The street where I was delivering is full of nice expensive house's. I just thought because of the location, it was a well to do area. I may have been whooshed here It has nice houses, but it's like living in a wet paper bag. There's nothing of interest or entertainment in the area or for miles around, the closest area of civilisation is fecking Largs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 It has nice houses, but it's like living in a wet paper bag. There's nothing of interest or entertainment in the area or for miles around, the closest area of civilisation is fecking Largs. Oh right. Only so many times you can look at the wee marina there I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I think my headphones are nearing the end. Good job I have a spare pair... in Stirling. Ah well I hope they can last two weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 People who say, "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab". I think it might be the most cringeworthy thing anyone can type or say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 People who say, "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab". I think it might be the most cringeworthy thing anyone can type or say. Jings! Is that richt? Help ma boab....!! Crivvens! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I say "Jings!" quite a lot. Usually if I'm trying to avoid swearing. Or, bizarrely, if there's anyone overtly English in the area. For some reason, English people make me talk like a Broons character. Unfortunately, I live with an Englishman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 The fact having a few beers watching the fitba is ace at the time, not so ace the next day when your like a burst kebab sitting at yer work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 The fact having a few beers watching the fitba is ace at the time, not so ace the next day when your like a burst kebab sitting at yer work. I remember going in to my work after a night on the Green Chatreusse. 6 hours worth of dry boaking and some off green shite ripping my jeer to bits on the way out convinced me to never drink again when I have work the next day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Unfortunately, I live with an Englishman. "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab". That was my reaction as well. It's just the way he casually dropped it into the post. I thought a "coming out" thread would have been forthcoming first to lessen the shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 ...among others. Rascals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Rascals Dear gods, the "English" effect must be rubbing off on you. You'll be calling them scamps, rotters and thoroughly rotten eggs at this rate. Who do you live with, Lord Snooty?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I say "Jings!" quite a lot. Usually if I'm trying to avoid swearing. Or, bizarrely, if there's anyone overtly English in the area. For some reason, English people make me talk like a Broons character. Unfortunately, I live with an Englishman. Is that like a queeny gay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Had to put down my dog who I've had for 14 years this morning, got to the stage she could barely stand up. Either the age was too much or my water supply was sabotaged with Tennents lager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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