philpy Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Had a bit of a skinfull last night, a few tins and a bottle of wine. f**k knows what time i got to bed, but when i woke up this morning i had puked in the sink, blocking it in the process. cue a bollocking from the wife and a trip to asda to buy some caustic soda and a sink plunger. nice. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Had a bit of a skinfull last night, a few tins and a bottle of wine. f**k knows what time i got to bed, but when i woke up this morning i had puked in the sink, blocking it in the process. cue a bollocking from the wife and a trip to asda to buy some caustic soda and a sink plunger. nice. What a peacful way to spend your Sunday. I envy you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Man Utd fans who call in or even guests on talksport who feel as soon as they say they support Man Utd have to add 'I'm a season ticket holder/I've been going for 18 years' etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 When ye've got a missus who's just not putting out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 You know what the worst feeling in the world is, it's when you think of a belter of a come-back when its too late to say it. Last night in the pub my mate took the piss, and I came up with an absolute 10/10 comeback that would've had him scrambling like a bitch. Unfortunately this comeback came in to my head five minutes after the initial jibe, and my initial response what to just mumble "aye, good one" like a total cuntyballs. Soul destroying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 When you meet a bird through your work, you get back to the office and tell the lads how you met this total piece, when she goes to the bother of tracking you down on Facebook, when she adds you as a friend, when you click accept thinking you've made an impression and you've got a chance of a ride on this smashing bit of gear only to go on her profile and see "in a relationship". Oh well at least I've got access to all her photos for a w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Oh well at least I've got access to all her photos for a w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Stag Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 When ye've got a missus who's just not putting out Stroke her hair, it always works. I might actually try it on my missus as well at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Stroke her hair, it always works. Yes, if she's a labrador. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Stag Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Don't assume Mrs M. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Stroke her hair, it always works. I might actually try it on my missus as well at some point. Yes, if she's a labrador. Bazinga. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTJ Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 People wearing TITP wristbands months after it has been and gone, and theres an unbelievably high amount of people who do this, god knows why. Take it off ya bunch a jakes. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (edited) Roadworks. It seems as if every road I drive on at the minute is being dug up in some way - M90, the roads near Kirkcaldy High Street and the housing estate where I live. They're starting roadworks on the M9 spur on Thursday as well, which will make driving to Edinburgh even more irritating. Fife Council can piss off with their pavement widening as well. They've ruined the layout, will increase the traffic build up and the roads are a bit too narrow in some places. Edited November 1, 2011 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 People who complain about people wearing T in the park bands months after the festival. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 i have 3 t in the park bands on and i know fine well that they need to come off. i do quite like them turned inside out though. it'll be a sad day when i pluck up the courage to cut them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTJ Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 People who complain about people wearing T in the park bands months after the festival. Yeah well it is petty complaints, deal with it ya tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 When you meet a bird through your work, you get back to the office and tell the lads how you met this total piece, when she goes to the bother of tracking you down on Facebook, when she adds you as a friend, when you click accept thinking you've made an impression and you've got a chance of a ride on this smashing bit of gear only to go on her profile and see "in a relationship". Oh well at least I've got access to all her photos for a w**k. It could be worse. There was a lass at my work who I was sure was really into me. Turns out she's a lesbian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) The fucking workmen who've been outside my office window since 8.30 this morning,blasting away endlessly in silly wee ten second spells with their fucking pnueumatic drill,(punctuated by copious amounts of fags,tea and general hanging about). One big drilling blast would have had the job done in about half an hour Edited November 3, 2011 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Got told last night that I can't play football for 3 weeks, missing a Scottish cup game and a Fife cup game. f**k's sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 mouse in the house, not cool Don't tackle it alone, it might be bigger than you. Get Barry and his Honey Badgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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