Breaking Decency Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got this sent as a PM on Facebook from an American living in Prague that I have no connection to: "Ah, what a wonderful time of the year, to memorialize the birth of our savior. Christmas, the birth of Jesus and for our secular friends a day of giving but still celebrating the birth of our savior, which deep in our hearts we know to be the real reason for the day. Why not take this time to renew your faith, or begin your faith by recognizing your sinful nature and asking God for forgiveness. He will forgive you and then promise you eternal life. There is no gift more valuable than the promise of being reunited with your loved ones in the presence of God." Merry Christmas to those of you that aren't a c**t like this guy above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 "There was this time I time travelled to the year 2216" Sorry Zen I forgot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Feking quiet here and i cannot get bk to sleep. Is it to early for a can. Hope all is well mate. It's never too early Capy. Have a good one mate, all is well here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Just me who hates it when people write Xmas instead of Christmas?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Just me who hates it when people write Xmas instead of Christmas?! No, that bugs the crap out of me. Although, the current facebook 'you're crossing out our Christ!' copy and paste nonsense is even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 No, that bugs the crap out of me. Although, the current facebook 'you're crossing out our Christ!' copy and paste nonsense is even worse. Seriously ? Wow what a bunch of extremist fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Guy in the kebab shop tonight looked pished as a fart and had car keys in his hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Today was one of the worst days of the year, n it has f**k all to do we football The best bit of advice I ever had was from an old guy I worked with when I was about 20. He used to say "ye find night a the same", bad times and bad things pass. It's something I always remember when things ain't so great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Wimmen are c***s! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Words cannot express how much I utterly despise the television programme Friends and the six fucking arseholes that star in it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Agreed, i hate it also My wife would watch it for 24 hours a day if I let her. We stay in a small flat and from the next room I can hear their voices through the door. I've never heard a bunch of self-centred, arrogant tosspots on a programme before. You can't even say that they're acting that way because the six main stars come across exactly the same in real life (and in EVERYTHING ELSE* THEY'VE EVER DONE). To make things worse this is an episode with that Janice c**t in it. I hate this programme. *with the exception of Matthew Perry who was surprisingly good in the couple of episodes of The West Wing he was in. Jennifer Aniston gets pass marks because she's exceptionally hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 i find that a good way to wind up these c***s that love friends is to state that the only good character is phoebe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Words cannot express how much I utterly despise the television programme Friends and the six fucking arseholes that star in it. I thought I was the only one in the planet that hated that! I foolishly bought my sister the complete series for Christmas and had to put up with it everyday for about 6 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I decided yesterday that I'd start using the chin up bar as I hadn't been bothering since the summer. I did the usual five sets of five and did the rest of the workout. Now I can barely fucking move. I haven't had DOMS like this is a long time. Back, shoulders, chest and abs are all agony. And yes. Friends is a fucking diabolical show. Get it to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Who needs Friends? I can honestly say I've never watched it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 My wife would watch it for 24 hours a day if I let her. We stay in a small flat and from the next room I can hear their voices through the door. I've never heard a bunch of self-centred, arrogant tosspots on a programme before. You can't even say that they're acting that way because the six main stars come across exactly the same in real life (and in EVERYTHING ELSE* THEY'VE EVER DONE). To make things worse this is an episode with that Janice c**t in it. I hate this programme. *with the exception of Matthew Perry who was surprisingly good in the couple of episodes of The West Wing he was in. Jennifer Aniston gets pass marks because she's exceptionally hot. In Band of Brothers, the only thing missing from Schwimmers perfomance was the monkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 In Band of Brothers, the only thing missing from Schwimmers perfomance was the monkey. Didn't it get bumped off because it was out acting the rest of the cast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Catriona Shearer got engaged. Meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Petty things, folk that leave empty wrappers in boxes of after eights. You think it's a full box, you put yet hand in to get one and feck all. Hanging's too good for some folk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Catriona Shearer got engaged. Meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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