Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 went to bank this morning to see if my wages were in. Forgot I had a last payment coming off today and it has left me £238 overdrawn with no authorised overdraft. I need to pay tax for the car, pay the ex maintenance money , pay digs etc and I have f**k all money. This ain't petty, this has just about brung me tears :'( I'll buy you a pint to cheer you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'll buy you a pint to cheer you up. He's not Megan Stammer, wind your grooming neck in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Maybe xbl needs to wear these espidillareasesisi style shoes while playing badminton to prevent knee injuries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 He's not Megan Stammer, wind your grooming neck in! Aye, very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Can't pay my phone bill as Vodafone have the worst website in history. It really is a terrible, terrible service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Struggling to stay awake but I have promised the girl and her friends a lift for going out tonight at half 11, utter moron that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Struggling to stay awake but I have promised the girl and her friends a lift for going out tonight at half 11, utter moron that I am. Is that like Will I am? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm in Asda and a brat is screaming down the shop, no doubt because they aren't getting their own way. What's the penalty for child killing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm in Asda and a brat is screaming down the shop, no doubt because they aren't getting their own way. What's the penalty for child killing? In Tesco they take your club card away but since Asda doesn't have a loyalty scheme I think you'll be OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm in Asda and a brat is screaming down the shop, no doubt because they aren't getting their own way. What's the penalty for child killing? I think that's a yellow card offense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm in Asda and a brat is screaming down the shop, no doubt because they aren't getting their own way. What's the penalty for child killing? Dunno, ask John Venables. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Why does it take so fucking long to say who is going through on X factor. 15 minutes is more than enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I think that's a yellow card offense. If it's the referee from yesterday's game then that will be accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 On single track roads: People that pull in and sit there waiting for you when you've already pulled over and flashed your lights at them first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm in Asda and a brat is screaming down the shop, no doubt because they aren't getting their own way. What's the penalty for child killing? Dunno, ask John Venables. If thats the case then your looking at full board at her majestys hotel, single room, tv (sky,movies and sports) free wi fi 24hr porterage service then after a few years , brand new house, new name full time job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 If thats the case then your looking at full board at her majestys hotel, single room, tv (sky,movies and sports) free wi fi 24hr porterage service then after a few years , brand new house, new name full time job Hiya John. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Hiya John. sorry, far too old to be him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Aw c**t on Pusbook and Twitter going continually mentioning the golf. Ok, so you're enjoying watching the tournament. Fantastic. You don't need to tell everyone else about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Doing a shite shortly after a shower. It renders the latter a pointless excserise regardless of how well you wipe tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Nipped out to asda earlier, and when I got home there was a load of nails lying in the space where I usually park, they weren't there when i left. If this is someone's idea of a prank then they need a good kick in the balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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