Sergeant Wilson Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Can we come up with a set period where saying happy New year too everyone you see is no longer necessary? You just know for the next few weeks that's all you'll hear. First day back at work is a nightmare. I didn't have the holidays to take the rest of the week off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 'Like this status, I'll pm you a name and you have to comment with your honest opinion of that person...' Is doing the rounds on Facey Bee just now. It's an utter shambles, people re just not bothering because its too embarrassing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Due in work at 8 and still not even remotely tired. This won't end well for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Girl that sits next to me in my office, very dirty looking individual, has really long nails that looks like they are never cleaned, and she is a heavy smoker, so always stinking of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 'Like this status, I'll pm you a name and you have to comment with your honest opinion of that person...' Is doing the rounds on Facey Bee just now. It's an utter shambles, people re just not bothering because its too embarrassing There was a similar one on my Facebook where a guy asked people to like the status and say why he's their friend. He got no comments and no likes 4 hours later there was a rage status in capital letters about learning who your friends were, it also got no comments or likes before both were deleted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Wading through other people's dogs shite to go and scoop your own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Wading through other people's dogs shite to go and scoop your own. do you mean your own dogs shite monkey ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The misuse of the hashtag on twitter. I don't think some people have any idea what it's meant to be used for. It's normally women who b*****dise it, but a few of my 'real life' male friends on Twitter are edging ever closer to being unfollwed. Acceptable Had a great night at #dirtydancing at the Kings last night Unnacceptable Having a quiet night in with the girls #besties #lovemygirls #vino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 First day back at work, to say I'm toiling would be putting it mildly. Only an hour to go, thank f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Girl that sits next to me in my office, very dirty looking individual, has really long nails that looks like they are never cleaned, and she is a heavy smoker, so always stinking of it. I see your location Glasgow??? Please enlighten us teuchters of other woman that you see on a daily. ps Auld Teuchter (I only see girls with little tight shorts and long legs) ok a few ladyboys that you canny tell the difference also. I live in the countryside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I see your location Glasgow??? Please enlighten us teuchters of other woman that you see on a daily. ps Auld Teuchter (I only see girls with little tight shorts and long legs) ok a few ladyboys that you canny tell the difference also. I live in the countryside Good thing about Glasgow, big student scene. Fantastic during the summer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 do you mean your own dogs shite monkey ? No, I always pick up my own shite when I am outdoors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Good thing about Glasgow, big student scene. Fantastic during the summer Lots of folk with no money, sounds about right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 do you mean your own dogs shite monkey ? Shite Monkey sounds like something David Attenborough should be talking about in his hushed tones. "And now, he reveals himself. The great silver backed Shite Monkey. This spectacular specimen attains his dominance over the lesser males in the group by displaying his great, red behind, and curling one down on the lead female's chest. The young usurpers are given short shrift and sent to lick their wounds with a humiliating Dirty Sanchez as a warning to other, would be challengers." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Lots of folk with no money, sounds about right Please tell us all about the wealth in rural Thailand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Lots of folk with no money, sounds about right Hmmm, sexy "skint" student girls in the west end or Ladyboys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Due in work at 8 and still not even remotely tired. This won't end well for me. I was pretty much the exact same! Sleeping patterns have been completely fucked since about Christmas time, largely due to the puppy we got for Xmas (and life, of course - he's been great so far, though cleaning up his piss/shit off the carpet for the 5000th time each day is beginning to crush what little sanity I have left) Felt a bit like Dee Dee from Limmy's Show at times. "Right, need to keep myself up to watch that Dannone advert again... what's on telly... Jeremy Kyle... Cash in the Attic... Loose Women.... mon Dee Dee, we can do this." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I was pretty much the exact same! Sleeping patterns have been completely fucked since about Christmas time, largely due to the puppy we got for Xmas (and life, of course - he's been great so far, though cleaning up his piss/shit off the carpet for the 5000th time each day is beginning to crush what little sanity I have left) Felt a bit like Dee Dee from Limmy's Show at times. "Right, need to keep myself up to watch that Dannone advert again... what's on telly... Jeremy Kyle... Cash in the Attic... Loose Women.... mon Dee Dee, we can do this." Puppy pads are the way forward. Though male puppy poops on bath mat during the night if I don't wake. The little shit that he is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 The fact that every second advert is asking me to sponsor a forgotten child in Burma, or adopt a polar bear. And why is it that I can get 4 Burmese kids for the price of a polar bear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I got the answer correct in a Paddy Power competition to win a free £25 bet and they haven't given me it, and they're completely ignoring my requests for an explanation. It's a petty thing, but their rudeness in ignoring my reasonable questions more than anything means I'll not be giving them another penny. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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