Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 right im no that great wi words but hear me oot thing is im engaged tae jenna ay and shes a gid lass, got a wean tho and likes the drink sometimes too much ay but this nicola bird on here im getting really intae shes a bhoy like masel and i dinnae ken whit tae dae for the best fair bursting ma heid she made me sleep on the couch the ither night just coz i asked this princess burd oot i wiz only joking then but noo i really like her even tho ive no seen her lol whit dae ah day? Can your dick touch your arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain kirk Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Slow drivers Fukin c**t faced c***s who insist on driving slow holding everyone up , nothing worse than going along a motorway or dual and some fuk face ride is in the outside lane driving the same speed as those inside, especially c***s who insist on obeying the speed limit and won't move , what's it got to do with you if I want to fukin hammer it just fukin move , you should be allowed to just ram these c***s off the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Slow drivers Fukin c**t faced c***s who insist on driving slow holding everyone up , nothing worse than going along a motorway or dual and some fuk face ride is in the outside lane driving the same speed as those inside, especially c***s who insist on obeying the speed limit and won't move , what's it got to do with you if I want to fukin hammer it just fukin move , you should be allowed to just ram these c***s off the road. Yes, because you and you alone own the road, grow the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain kirk Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Yes, because you and you alone own the road, grow the f**k up. Yes ,,I own the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 right im no that great wi words but hear me oot thing is im engaged tae jenna ay and shes a gid lass, got a wean tho and likes the drink sometimes too much ay but this nicola bird on here im getting really intae shes a bhoy like masel and i dinnae ken whit tae dae for the best fair bursting ma heid she made me sleep on the couch the ither night just coz i asked this princess burd oot i wiz only joking then but noo i really like her even tho ive no seen her lol whit dae ah day? ^^^ Press the Red button now for subtitles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Yes ,,I own the road. If you own the road your little breakdown would not have happened. Learn to chill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Jumbuck Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 philpy fae wallyford lol ye stay in the right place anyway ya tadger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 ^^^ Press the Red button now for subtitles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 philpy fae wallyford lol ye stay in the right place anyway ya tadger At least I don't live a damp stained Glasgow bedsit with cockroaches for pals and pretend to talk to a burd that's actually my own alias. Never mind son, you can get lessons and advice on getting to the top of the food chain, or in your case, the food bank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Who's alias is this? Good work. Keithgy mentioned he was an alias on another thread. I think he's warming up the banhammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Jumbuck Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 philpy man calm doon eh. anyway can ye no read im fae falkirk haha straight to dvd straight tae fud mair like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Who's alias is this? Good work. Can you not guess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Summon the alias detection squad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Is that like Bible John? It's the guy that goes mental in the film Sunshine. right im no that great wi words but hear me oot thing is im engaged tae jenna ay and shes a gid lass, got a wean tho and likes the drink sometimes too much ay but this nicola bird on here im getting really intae shes a bhoy like masel and i dinnae ken whit tae dae for the best fair bursting ma heid she made me sleep on the couch the ither night just coz i asked this princess burd oot i wiz only joking then but noo i really like her even tho ive no seen her lol whit dae ah day? Threesome is the only obvious answer. You could call it 'The Huddle'. Edited July 20, 2013 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Dee Gas, never put anyone on ignore, but he may be the first! J J. I like your patter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 whit dae ah day? Stop making shite aliases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 One of the neighbours shouted at some of the kids last night.... For being too noisy. At 8.30 p.m. One of the mothers soon put the old c**t in his place. Did the old sconehunter never get out the house when he was little?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Folk who ask if you've been on holiday because you've got a bit of a tan. No mate, it's been sunny as f**k for the past couple of weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 People who walk slowly in Tesco when it's mobbed, jamming up the isles in the process. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 People who walk slowly in Tesco when it's mobbed, jamming up the isles in the process. c***s. Add the screaming out of control kids, the park the trolley one side and stand at other blocking aisle or the random stop right in front of you. There's a reason I do my shopping near 11 at night... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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