KeeperDee Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Woke up yesterday with a sore neck, obviously slept funny on it. It's even worse this morning. Put a scarf on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 The low sun when you drive at this time of the year. A very good shout! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Put a scarf on. This works. An extra tie also does the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Thought I had the day off tomorrow but just got a call to say I have to go in at 9 for a drugs test, no lie in for me #gutted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Preparing to leave work five minutes before finishing time, and something comes up which takes 15 minutes to sort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Preparing to leave work five minutes before finishing time, and something comes up which takes 15 minutes to sort. <_< Hope you washed your hands afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 LoL Never leave the house with a loaded weapon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 (edited) Those photos with size 14/16 mannequins and the text saying that they are more representative of "real" women's sizes. Who fucking decided that you are more of a woman because you eat more food or are 'bigger boned'? My wife is a relatively tall size 8/10. Does that make her less of a woman? Edited November 5, 2013 by Andy C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Those photos with size 14/16 mannequins and the text saying that they are more representative of "real" women's sizes. Who fucking decided that you are more of a woman because you eat more food or are 'bigger boned'? My wife is a relatively tall size 8/10. Does that make her less of a woman? Don't they just mean in comparison to previous mannequins which were thin size 6 things? Personally a size 14/16 seems large to me, but when you look around it probably does represent a majority in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Wife's at home awaiting a deliver and gets an email from DPD saying "we tried to deliver but nobody was at home....please call us to rearrange, quoting the number left on the card put through your door" 1. She was at home the whole time. 2. There is no card. They never came. 3. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Volumetrically, yes it does. Aye, but biologically? . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Now the wife is having to call Smyth's Toys on their 71 p a minute helpline. So much for saving a few bob compared to Toys R Us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 My wife is a relatively tall size 8/10. Does that make her less of a woman? Her judgement in men is distinctly suspect but other than that she's top drawer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Her judgement in men is distinctly suspect but other than that she's top drawer. Is he a tallboy as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Do you have to think hard about these puns or do they just come auto, man? It's hard to deskribe how they happen, but I do get cot out and don't have one ready sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 For the second time, today Mrs Bold had to go to court as a witness. (Trivial spat which she didn't even see but Plod took a statement from her.) So - for the second time - day off work, disrupted schedule, much rearranging - and adjourned again. A defence witness had failed to turn up. So because of some wee ned's rights, a busy professional will need a third day off work etc. No F in justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Pouffe. That's not the way I wanted to come out the closet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Pouffe. Did you really need to go sofa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 When people call pubs "shops" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 When people call pubs "shops" I would only use that phrase if I was lying to my girlfriend about where I'm going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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