Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Happened to me today! Unfortunately I was passed the point on no return when she walked in, as soon as the splash was heard she said "hint taken" and walked out the toilet Ask for a blumpkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I can't wait any longer, I'm going to have to go for the disabled. It's bad enough coping with disability without people thinking they can defecate on you without as much as a by your leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) I shat at the house of the woman I was working for today whilst she was out. Bloody thing stank and no window or air freshner in the bog, bloody expelair didn't work either Edited December 13, 2013 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I shat at the house of the woman I was working for today whilst she was out. Bloody think stank and no window or air freshner in the bog, bloody expelair didn't work either What's worse in when you go into a toilet with a remnant reek for a piss and when you go out, somebody turns up and then naturally thinks that it was you. The worst ones by far however are the ones that don't just think "ah, someone's in, I'll leave the bog and try again in a few mins" and will just loiter outside the cubicle instead. Sub-human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 How many of these cnuts from Amnesty have got refugees living with them? Are we the only country in the world? Why do these people never seem to ask Russia, China, Vietnam, Cambodia and all these other way off countries to take in refugees? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 How many of these cnuts from Amnesty have got refugees living with them? Are we the only country in the world? Why do these people never seem to ask Russia, China, Vietnam, Cambodia and all these other way off countries to take in refugees? They leave when they see how shite the fitba team/weather/burds/SPFL/driving/haircuts are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 There are more refugees in China than the UK (although not per head of the population). Most of the countries with the highest refugee populations are located next to countries Britain and America have invaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 How many of these cnuts from Amnesty have got refugees living with them? Are we the only country in the world? Why do these people never seem to ask Russia, China, Vietnam, Cambodia and all these other way off countries to take in refugees? They do, today's news has been about Europe's response to the recent refugee crisis, but obviously we get the UK slant because that's the way our domestic news works. Do you genuinely believe we are the 'only country in the world' that gets refugees? You will find that is absolutely not the case, Germany alone takes in more refugees than most of Europe combined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Michael Buble, what a boring, boring b*****d he really is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Michael Buble, what a boring, boring b*****d he really is.Give him a chance, maybe you just haven't met him yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Starting a new job in the morning and I've spent the last 3 hours wide awake trying to get to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 She's fucking still there. Jesus. At least the mop and bucket are propping the door open and I know she's there. The worst is when you're backing one out on the bog and you hear the dreaded knock on the door, followed by the phrase (and it's been the same phrase everywhere I've worked - must teach it at cleaning school) "EMBDAY IN?????" I can't wait any longer, I'm going to have to go for the disabled. Are you sure she is a genuine cleaner and not just some perv? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 All of this Nelson Mandela shit at the football. I saw someone on Twitter saying that they'd had a minutes applause at his Sunday league game. Maybe I'm mistaken, but was he even a football guy? I know he had some involvement in South Africa's rugby team when they won the World Cup (him and Matt Damon were fly-halfs, I think) but the dude has been cold for a week now and they're still giving it the whole "big loss" shtick before the Champions League games. f**k off that's just ridiculous. At that level I can understand a minute's silence/applause for someone connected with their club but otherwise what a lot of shite. It's getting to the stage now where we'll have to have a minutes silence before every game in memory of everyone who has died in the World since the last game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 f**k off that's just ridiculous. At that level I can understand a minute's silence/applause for someone connected with their club but otherwise what a lot of shite. It's getting to the stage now where we'll have to have a minutes silence before every game in memory of everyone who has died in the World since the last game. Anyone who doesn't understand just how unique Mandela was knows f**k all about world events. One of the most important and influential world figures in modern times who deserves the recognition he has been getting around the world. My PTTGOYN is well out of date. However, I'm still pissed off that the BBC is now only broadcasting one SPL match live at 3 p.m. each Saturday, moreso that it is invariably Celtic if they are playing at that time. We get far less out the BBC than English football does, this was just another cutback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Give him a chance, maybe you just haven't met him yet. Lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Not a fan of thst Swedish band The Majority Says and the Lidl adverts their song gets used on. There's only so much you can take during one 3-5 minute advert break, but Lidl adverts 3 times within one advert break and that fucking song has me gritting my teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Some noisy woman behind me on the bus is eating an apple very loudly. Bitch, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Getting on a bus in the winter, the driver has the heating cranked up, and all the windows are shut. There's 30 of us trapped in this fucking tin can, all wearing winter coats. It's unpleasant enough without feeling like you're in a sauna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Getting on a bus in the winter, the driver has the heating cranked up, and all the windows are shut. There's 30 of us trapped in this fucking tin can, all wearing winter coats. It's unpleasant enough without feeling like you're in a sauna. There might be a fat Geordie bird in there, have some consideration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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