Jamaldo Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! That invalidates your earlier rant about your wife then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! Oh philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Is she not in the mood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but had a coffee when we got in, can't bloody sleep now! You had a rant about your wife chatting too long with her mate and keeping you from going to your bed, then when you got home and had the chance to sleep, you decided to take the time to make and drink coffee of all things instead? Are you on planet earth?! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Is she not in the mood? Doesn't sound like the wife's pal was either. Worst swingers party ever Philpy? ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Doesn't sound like the wife's pal was either. Worst swingers party ever Philpy? ;-) Are you suggesting philpy pulled his own car keys out of the fruit bowl?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Are you suggesting philpy pulled his own car keys out of the fruit bowl?! That could be an accurate euphemism of what happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru. In the fridge. Just how pissed were you? Get out before you catch your death of cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru in the fridge. When did you move to Canada? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Just back in from having supper at a friends house, been there since 7pm. I was driving because I'm working tommorow. The wife seems to think its funny to sit and sip the same glass off wine for nearly an hour, whilst blethering to her pal, while I'm sitting there wanting to get to my bed, Cos I'm up at 6.40 in the morning. Unreasonable behaviour on her behalf surely?? I thought she had her own transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I thought she had her own transport. Ha! Nah, the wheelchair is finished with. Back on her feet, so to speak. Not 100% yet, but getting there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Girls who 'chant', and what I mean by that is basically groups of drunken women (middle aged ones are the worst) who chant everything they are doing when on a night out. Actually large groups of women in general, they terrify me and disgust me in equal measures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Girls who 'chant', and what I mean by that is basically groups of drunken women (middle aged ones are the worst) who chant everything they are doing when on a night out. Actually large groups of women in general, they terrify me and disgust me in equal measures. ^^^ Got the rebuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 And then they all chanted. It was horrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 I fucking despise the saying 'you and yours'. It was rife at Christmas and New Year time. 'All the best to you and yours'... Seen it on here aswell, just speak fucking properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 I fucking despise the saying 'you and yours'. It was rife at Christmas and New Year time. 'All the best to you and yours'... Seen it on here aswell, just speak fucking properly. I think yourselves should shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Know what the poster means about loud women, there's one at my work who makes the entire canteen empty as soon as we see her approaching outside. At her hen night she had a giant inflatable penis and went around hitting men with it. Every week she shouts about drinking this and that and how a member of her family is in jail or up the duff or dead or something. She gets on the bus with some poor sod who tries to hide but she sits right next to him shouting about how her fanny hurts from last nights pumping. I think my worst nightmare would to be on a night out with her and her mates, I like a laugh and I'm not a prude but f**k sake tone it down a bit please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Know what the poster means about loud women, there's one at my work who makes the entire canteen empty as soon as we see her approaching outside. At her hen night she had a giant inflatable penis and went around hitting men with it. Every week she shouts about drinking this and that and how a member of her family is in jail or up the duff or dead or something. She gets on the bus with some poor sod who tries to hide but she sits right next to him shouting about how her fanny hurts from last nights pumping. I think my worst nightmare would to be on a night out with her and her mates, I like a laugh and I'm not a prude but f**k sake tone it down a bit please. Ha ha - I agree mate - I know the type as well.... And just because I'm too polite to tell her to f**k right off and too slow / stupid to run away when I see her then I always get collared by her.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Know what the poster means about loud women, there's one at my work who makes the entire canteen empty as soon as we see her approaching outside. At her hen night she had a giant inflatable penis and went around hitting men with it. Every week she shouts about drinking this and that and how a member of her family is in jail or up the duff or dead or something. She gets on the bus with some poor sod who tries to hide but she sits right next to him shouting about how her fanny hurts from last nights pumping. I think my worst nightmare would to be on a night out with her and her mates, I like a laugh and I'm not a prude but f**k sake tone it down a bit please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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