Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 My wifes auntie died in her sleep last night, will be my third funeral already this year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 My wifes auntie died in her sleep last night, will be my third funeral already this year Assuming you're not a funeral director, that's a fairly shit start to the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Assuming you're not a funeral director, that's a fairly shit start to the year. If he is a funeral director, it's an even worse start, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 If he is a funeral director, it's an even worse start, to be fair. Was thinking that very thing straight after I posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Did Morton beat Celtic at Celtic Park last year? It's just that their fans never seem to mention it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Checked my email there and saw that Edward Snowden is one of the nominees to be the new rector at Glasgow Uni. I've got absolutely no idea what the rector does and have no intention of voting in the election, but nominating one that wouldn't be in Glasgow at any point during his term? Fucking great idea, no doubt from one of Glasgow's numerous private-school 'radicals'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Checked my email there and saw that Edward Snowden is one of the nominees to be the new rector at Glasgow Uni. I've got absolutely no idea what the rector does and have no intention of voting in the election, but nominating one that wouldn't be in Glasgow at any point during his term? Fucking great idea, no doubt from one of Glasgow's numerous private-school 'radicals'. They even let the owners of football teams do the job. http://www.universitystory.gla.ac.uk/biography/?id=WH1066&type=P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Tennis commentators who say " He's been playing for four hours". Absolute drivel. They play for about 15 seconds and then it's about three minutes before the next serve. And then there is the sit down breaks. A 4 hour game actually lasts less than 45 minutes. Lazy feckers !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Tennis commentators who say " He's been playing for four hours". Absolute drivel. They play for about 15 seconds and then it's about three minutes before the next serve. And then there is the sit down breaks. A 4 hour game actually lasts less than 45 minutes. Lazy feckers !!! Clearly never played tennis at a decent level, see of you're running side to side for a 20 shot rally. It's knackering, especially in heat like the Aussie open. That said I get where you are coming from, the amount of play is certainly exaggerated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Oh yes, sasij rolls later on also. I don't want to be around when those buttons go. You'll have someone's eye out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Tennis commentators who say " He's been playing for four hours". Absolute drivel. They play for about 15 seconds and then it's about three minutes before the next serve. And then there is the sit down breaks. A 4 hour game actually lasts less than 45 minutes. Lazy feckers !!! Now Cricket has the correct idea. It must be the only sport that you stop for two meals during the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Winning bidders on e-bay who don't pay. You can get e-bay to chase them, but if they don't answer e-mails or phone calls..... Best I will get is for e-bay to cancel their commission and then I have to get on with re-selling. Petty, but annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 c***s under the age of 60 who wear flat caps. You all look like complete fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I'm up at 5 in the morning and have to go without food until about 5:30pm tomorrow cos I'm getting my blood taken. I'm going to be fackin starving. I know nobody cares but I'm telling you anyhow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 People telling me things I don't care about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being fucking wide awake at 3.25am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Being fucking wide awake at 3.25amI hear you brother! Went to sleep at 11 and have been wide awake since 1! That would be bad enough, but I'm babysitting my 18month old nephew tonight so he'll be up at about 8, then I start work at 4pm so I have about 4 hours to fit in some sleep; no gonna happen! ETA Nope not awake at 8, awake now **Insert pic of Homer S in the curfew episode after his wild night out** Edited January 23, 2014 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being expected to give a f**k about things that don't effect me in any way. Example, one of my mates acquaintances took a panic attack (apparently) the other day. He told me and I said "that's a shame for her" and then I got a lecture about her having social anxiety or some bullshit like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being fucking wide awake at 3.25am Better than a wet dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Better than a wet dream. Debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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