Andy Dufresne Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Well you will go befriending Magee. I said a plumber not a knob end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Customers who come In for a big list of materials 10 minutes before shutting time. Nippy as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 For goodness sake Philpy, Jack your job in. Believe me, I'm looking for something else. Something that doesn't involve dealing with customers would be ideal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Bumping into nobbers from uni who u hate out on their own who try and get in tow with your company. Might rape/batter/take a round off him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Mouth ulcers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I said a plumber not a knob end. Same thing TBH. All plumbers are useless arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I said a plumber not a knob end. If he kept going on about shagging his wife you know it was Magee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 One thing that does get on my nerves is the fact that the media has this faux outrage at Miley Cyrus and her so called "Twerking". It is not a new thing, as seen here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Bumping into nobbers from uni who u hate out on their own who try and get in tow with your company. Might rape/batter/take a round off him Probably have better luck taking the round off him, battering him whilst he's carrying the drinks over then raping him. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Turned out to be an issue with the cord that turns the electric on in the bathroom. Sorted it myself, cancelled the plumber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Fucking great, I'm on the train to go home and the carriage is invaded by Gypsies, it's like Fiddler on the fucking Roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Are the makers of Stella Artois so ashamed to be Belgian that in their adverts they have to pretend to be French?. And yes I do know most Belgians speak French. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Hooray, the c***s just got off, beware Polmont. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Hooray, the c***s just got off, beware Polmont. Is this directed at Polmont or the gypsies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Hooray, the c***s just got off, beware Polmont. Always good advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Hibs wearing masking tape on their arms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIP. Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 When you're out shopping or whatever and there's some fat munter stuffing their face with a greggs walking slow as f**k and you have to walk around them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Liverpool screwing me out of 50 quid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Went to KFC to get 1 of those burgers they were advertising 3 weeks ago and they've stopped going it. Given we don't have a KFC in Falkirk I actually drove all the way to Cumbernauld to be left heartbroken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Liverpool screwing me out of 50 quid. How 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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