KnightswoodBear Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 When my freezer door manages to get an ultra tight seal and I need a crow bar to get the fucker open. I'd imagine you'd be even more pissed off if it didn't do what it was supposed to and all your Magnums defrosted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 f**k me, that woman has the most irritating voice and accent I have heard in a long time. Whatever you do, don't Google her for images, he pus could turn milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 It's already been established that she can't cook Get her punted, unless of course you're frightened she'll do a 'Tiffoney' on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Get her punted, unless of course you're frightened she'll do a 'Tiffoney' on you. I'm in it for the long run mate.......cooking can easily be taught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Are you sure you're not confusing your freezer door with a 26 year old very attractive "nurse"? How fcuking dare you! My date very DEFINITELY is 100% a 26yo very attractive student nurse.......I'm NOT magee FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Sitting across from 2 student lassies on the train and their traps haven't shut once since Stirling. When did Irish lassies develop that really annoying Aussie habit of going up at the end of sentences making every line a question? Hope it goes well Philpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Wait a minute. Are you saying sjc may be trying to shag my freezer? There's no stopping him is there. Good enough for Alice Cooper, good enough for sjc IMO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hk0sGep1bc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Wait a minute. Are you saying sjc may be trying to shag my freezer? There's no stopping him is there. I've heard he's no fussy about where he drops anchor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I've heard he's no fussy about where he drops anchor. I can't believe you've made a butter joke. Obviously you've made better jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I can't believe you've made a butter joke. Obviously you've made better jokes. Your puns are heading for gold... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Will you guys stop trying to get one clover on one another. Lurpak it in. ^^^I Can't believe it's not Magee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 sjc's not fussy. He'll eat anything that's spreadable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Usain Bolts dancing. Wow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Will you guys stop trying to get one clover on one another. Lurpak it in.put a stork in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 This thread is heading for Kerrygold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Butter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Butter I found that too funny! Actually laughed out loud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 We're definitely going to fall out guys. You butter believe it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 We're definitely going to fall out guys. You butter believe it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 dicks queuing for half an hour in the pissing rain for personalised coke bottles. 10 times more annoying though is that i was one of those dicks as the missus wanted one for her nieces birthdsay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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