Monster Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Whenever I order food at a restaurant I clearly state "#noensalada" whilst looking them dead in the eyes and doing a cut-throat gesture when ordering, and if they don't adhere to my request I won't eat it and it's completely the waiter's fault if they need to scrape it onto another plate. I'll also make plans to injure the waiter severely. i think your beard injures enough people's sensibilities already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 #noensalada #keinsalat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 #noensalada #keinsalat %haudthegrasseh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 That trailer for that film Lucy. We use around 90% of our brain at any one time so Morgan Freeman can shut the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 KFC is fucking gruesome. Overpriced pap. It's nothing here in comparison to the States. The wife couldn't believe they sold burgers here - all anyone ever bought over there was a bucket with biscuits, gravy, mashed taters and as many other sides as you could fit into your grossly-distended gut. Tasted incredible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 That trailer for that film Lucy. We use around 90% of our brain at any one time so Morgan Freeman can shut the f**k up. When I first saw the trailer I thought it was Limitless 2. Can't help but think it's just a complete rip off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) When there is an after credit scene in a movie but its after all the credits, then you leave and find out that there is another one, 30 secs later. Edited August 18, 2014 by Marr1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The "Have I got PPI" advert on radio. Fills me with rage whenever I hear it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Carol Smilie and that Finish advert where she's "interviewing" folk washing their dishes. This probably paints me in a horrible light, as she's never really done anything that would make me dislike her so much, but everytime that advert comes on I piss myself laughing that this is what she's up to now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Carol Smilie and her clones on TV and radio just annoy me in general. Talking to you as if you're a toddler with their annoying cadence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Thats a very valid point KB. What has she actually done? The only thing I can think of is Wheel of Fortune and that was in nineteen oatcake. Postcode lottery adverts? f**k, I'm away again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! edit: i feel I should balance this out by saying "wid" and "twice on sundays" Edited August 19, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Aye. Ditto Jenny Powell. Who'd have thought appearing as a dolly bird on a quiz show wouldn't be a stepping stone to bigger and better things? Also, has anyone seen the Neighbours twins since their appearance on "Take Your Pick" ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Aye. Ditto Jenny Powell. Who'd have thought appearing as a dolly bird on a quiz show wouldn't be a stepping stone to bigger and better things? Also, has anyone seen the Neighbours twins since their appearance on "Take Your Pick" ? Not since I emptied out their bucket I give them in the shed last weekend, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Thats a very valid point KB. What has she actually done? The only thing I can think of is Wheel of Fortune and that was in nineteen oatcake. Ahem, embarrassed cough, splutter, I was on this programme in 2002 and Jenny was absolutely stunning in the flesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Ahem, embarrassed cough, splutter, I was on this programme in 2002 and Jenny was absolutely stunning in the flesh. And that, ladies and gentlemen, explains why AFJ isn't allowed within 50yds of the aformention Ms Powell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 And that, ladies and gentlemen, explains why AFJ isn't allowed within 50yds of the aformention Ms Powell The exclusion order still stands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Heh. A quick scan of Jenny Powell's Wikipedia page reveals nothing about restraining orders, but does say this: Powell married millionaire Toby Baxendale... Well that's that mystery solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 "What first attracted you to millionaire Toby............................?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 KFC is fucking gruesome. Overpriced pap. There appears to be a large amount of jakeballs on this site. How much is a KFC meal? £5 or £6 for a large? How much would you be willing to pay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Thats a very valid point KB. What has she actually done? The only thing I can think of is Wheel of Fortune and that was in nineteen oatcake. Changing rooms for me. It was always Jenny Powell on Wheel of Fortune. I only knew Smilie was on it because of Challenge! Did she not host the lottery for a fair while as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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