Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 There appears to be a large amount of jakeballs on this site. How much is a KFC meal? £5 or £6 for a large? How much would you be willing to pay? Any price is too much. Awful, steroid-pumped, additive-ridden cardboard crap. I've eaten rat before and about the only difference was the rat was fresher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Any price is too much. Awful, steroid-pumped, additive-ridden cardboard crap. I've eaten rat before and about the only difference was the rat was fresher. Oh definitely! I assume everyone realises the shite that's in KFC. Doesn't stop me enjoying it right enough. Edited August 19, 2014 by Gall09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Had KFC for the first time in a very long time a while back; it was fucking tasty but it blocked me up for a week. Definitely not recommended for a balanced and healthy diet. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The woman who does the narration for Masterchef, India Fisher. Her voice is starting to drive me bonkers. She goes for sultry i'm guessing, but it's almost a whisper and she seems to talk in slow motion. Really starting to get on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 It's fucking miserable outside and thanks to Citroen being a bunch of utter c***s I'm waiting on a mate coming along so we can unbolt the passenger seat in order to charge the fucking battery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The "Have I got PPI" advert on radio. Fills me with rage whenever I hear it Any radio advert with wee weans in high pitches voices. There was one recently where two of them were singing, fittingly I think it was about level crossings and being ran over by a train due to carelessness. How ironic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 What is it with morons and level crossings anyway? Used to live in Kent; they've got tons of both, and I used to see people running the lights on an almost daily basis, including the classic foot-down, shite-it-at-the-last-minute, stop-on-the-tracks, force-your-way-past-the-barrier. Staggeringly stupid behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I tried to swap the chips for more chicken when I was down in London once, sharing a bucket with Dave258, but the guy wasn't having it. He also never gave me an extra bucket so I could wear it as a hat. When did I get kfc with you in London? I have no recollection of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 When did I get kfc with you in London? I have no recollection of this. Brazil v Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 He still owes you forty quid as well doesn't he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 People who don't have their laptops on mute in the office. Fucking email and IM alerts every 20 seconds all day, every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I've only had KFC once.....was fcuking awful & greasy. That was about 15years ago. I've heard they're good in the Far East where they actually know how to fry food properly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 The word 'boogie'. It's dreadful. It sounds like an old man, the type who wears white socks with sandals, trying to be cool and funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 People who don't have their laptops on mute in the office. Fucking email and IM alerts every 20 seconds all day, every day. I hate this, along with the "you have email" thing. bee boo ding bee boo bee boo bee boo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 The M8 motorway. Specifically the bit heading towards the airport after the Tunnel exit until the Paisley/Renfrew turn off. 70 limit, but everyone for some fucking reason thinks it's ok to drive in the middle lane at 45MPH making them a fucking moving roadblock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 The M8 motorway. Specifically the bit heading towards the airport after the Tunnel exit until the Paisley/Renfrew turn off. 70 limit, but everyone for some fucking reason thinks it's ok to drive in the middle lane at 45MPH making them a fucking moving roadblock. They do it because they know you support Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 They do it because they know you support Rangers. The Union Jack paint work and Sash blaring out at 150dB may be a bit of a give away, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Footballers clogging up my twitter and facebook feeds with their attempts at the ice bucket challenge. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Similarly, footballers clogging up my feed retweeting some t-shirt making company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Watching Come Dine With Me, and i'ts actually making me furious. It's set in Wigan and one of the contestants, Geoff, is a tosser. He was served couscous, and said to the guy who cooked it "I can't eat this mate, there's a long, long story as to why, but i just can't." He then explains to the camera that he can't eat couscous because his workmates would slaughter him for eating it. The next night he wont eat asparagus and when pushed by the rest of the table, he says there's a list of 50 foods that "real, manly Wigan men" won't be caught dead eating and asparagus, couscous and quiche are all in the top ten of said list. He then had the cheek to storm out after claiming one of the women was rude to him. Then, the man who wont eat food 'cos its poofy, smacks the lips on one of the other men! I hate him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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