BFTD Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Or just w**k over her face at the checkout whilst your wife packs the shopping. You come up with some cracking mental images. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Said it before but folk on a mobile phone who walk into the room talking on it, insist the tv volume is turned down and proceed to continue their chat on said phone. Tell them to go elsewhere and they get in a fucking mood. That is absolute shitehawk behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 He already has on a regular basis... Look at that woman in the tight skirt, she is going to the wrong side and blocking others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Look at that woman in the tight skirt, she is going to the wrong side and blocking others. Just about to cover her arse with the shopping bag too, the narcissistic bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just about to cover her arse with the shopping bag too, the narcissistic bitch Cocktease, obviously asking for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Gave blood earlier today and now I have a stoater of a bruise on my arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Look at that woman in the tight skirt,I have lived my life by that rule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Gave blood earlier today and now I have a stoater of a bruise on my arm. Good boy. Tried to give you a greenie, but I'm fresh out. I can't give blood until I'm off the tablets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Good boy. Tried to give you a greenie, but I'm fresh out. I can't give blood until I'm off the tablets It's something I'm really shit at doing regularly. I really should too as I'm AB- which is apparently pretty rare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Well no offence but I've no sympathy, cause that was simply a stupid decision. It's Hibs FFS!!None taken. I'm a shite gambler and a shite person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Was bitten by a dog last night on both hands. It belongs to a family member, so trying to convince them to get rid of the aggressive wee c**t could be awkward. I'd happily put it down with my boot heel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Was bitten by a dog last night on both hands. It belongs to a family member, so trying to convince them to get rid of the aggressive wee c**t could be awkward. I'd happily put it down with my boot heel. It's just playing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Was bitten by a dog last night on both hands. It belongs to a family member, so trying to convince them to get rid of the aggressive wee c**t could be awkward. I'd happily put it down with my boot heel. Feed it ten tablets of aspirin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Feed it ten tablets of aspirin. I'm thinking of taking it for a long walk to the roof and punting it off. Apparently it has bitten before, so f**k knows why they haven't gotten rid of it before now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I can't give blood until I'm off the tablets I can't give it as I have AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Good Aids or bad Aids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Was bitten by a dog last night on both hands. It belongs to a family member, so trying to convince them to get rid of the aggressive wee c**t could be awkward. I'd happily put it down with my boot heel. Pete is welcomed home after a hard day at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Look at that woman in the tight skirt, she is going to the wrong side and blocking others. I've looked at this photo about ten times and still can't see where this woman is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I've looked at this photo about ten times and still can't see where this woman is. I assume he's on about the main woman in the skirt, really annoyed me he said it was tight tbh, which is fitting considering the thread. Anyway, I'm playing fives tonight, I've not played football since Christmas, and I've done about four bits of exercise since then. It starting off with a cup aswell tonight, so its at least five games, 8 minutes long. Christ knows how this will go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Yesterday was the last day of winter Down Under and it was a glorious sunny mid 20's in South Oz. Today is the 1st day of Spring (cue Harry Secombe) and it's pissing down and fucking freezing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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