South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 How old can you hold one of them for? It depends if you have a younger brother who looks like you or not. Whatever you do, don't look at what you could have saved by splitting your ticket between intermediate stations. It will only annoy you even more. I got to Queen Street station and decided to chance it on the train. Presented my ticket, with my thumb covering the "Y-P" bit on the ticket. Got away with it. So quite relieved about that but know I won't get so lucky again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Random one; when people can't close a door properly, and spend ages opening it and closing it. Infuriates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Is e-bola ok? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) Being in zombie mode due to nightshift Too much wanking over King Kebab's GIFs? Edit: aw, pish. Should've realised someone else would've taken advantage of that particular open goal. Edited October 19, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 The dictionary definition of "compete" is "to take part in a contest". Contest is "engage in a competition to gain supremacy or power" Even if the result itself is pre-determined, the wrestlers still have to compete against each other to get that result in their favour by showing throughout these matches and behind the scenes they have the skill and talent to be worthy of winning matches. The wrestling's fake, but the office politics are real I understand that marrying the CEO's daughter helps too. Maybe Messi can try slipping one to Sepp Blatter's relatives in order to get that elusive World Cup winner's medal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I need to go to Qatar in January. Are you murdering the wife before or after Christmas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 It's used all the time by the young folk of Dundee. As a teacher I get lessons in all of the yoof language and I can confirm that 'weapon' (sometimes 'wep' ) is used to describe someone who is a bit of alright. WTF? I officially hate children. Who am I kidding? I hated them even when I was one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 im afraid not. emails will henceforth be known as mail. physical mail will be known as post. Apropos of nowt, there was a lassie in my college class (back when mail was called e-mail) who would accidentally ( ) type 'hotmail.com' as 'hotmale.com'. Cue regular hilarity when her screen was filled with gay porn popups. hotmial.com was another good one; viruses everywhere and a good bollocking from the network tech. But only if she'd been very, very good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Man up fatty! If yer wife gets wide, chin her. U nd to b man in the hs. Alright, I got the first half this time, but there's something wrong with your keyboard. Something about a doberman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Random one; when people can't close a door properly, and spend ages opening it and closing it. Infuriates me. Also, folk who once lived somewhere with a sticky door, and spend the rest of their lives slamming every door they meet as hard as they can. Especially good if they manage to catch your fingers while doing so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 During. It's her present this year. You old romantic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Taylor Swift's face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Stephen fry. Fat attention seekin c**t. There is nt 1 person on this planet whos tried to kill themselves 4 times. How hard is it to kill yesel? Off a building? Dun. In front of a train? Dun. Ur seekin attention n ur lookin in a bad place for it. f**k u stephen fry -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Stephen fry. Fat attention seekin c**t. There is nt 1 person on this planet whos tried to kill themselves 4 times. How hard is it to kill yesel? Off a building? Dun. In front of a train? Dun. Ur seekin attention n ur lookin in a bad place for it. f**k u stephen fry You do share his eloquence though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wrestling isn't competitive. It's not a sport. Hope that clears it up. And I can't believe some people are arguing that it is. It's intensely physical, and I have problems with flatout calling it fake because everything they do hurts and it's incredibly physical. Calling it simply fake takes away from that. It IS choreographed, and set up though. I've heard it called an art form, and as ridiculous a notion that sounds to some, I'd be inclined to agree with it. A sport though? No. Get it the f**k off the sports channels and get that word away from it. Because if they did that to start with, there'd never have been this tired argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wrestling isn't competitive. It's not a sport. Hope that clears it up. And I can't believe some people are arguing that it is. It's intensely physical, and I have problems with flatout calling it fake because everything they do hurts and it's incredibly physical. Calling it simply fake takes away from that. It IS choreographed, and set up though. I've heard it called an art form, and as ridiculous a notion that sounds to some, I'd be inclined to agree with it. A sport though? No. Get it the f**k off the sports channels and get that word away from it. Because if they did that to start with, there'd never have been this tired argument. I suppose it's like ballet in some aspects. Very physical and reliant on the performers choreography being spot on. Rudolf Nureyev probably never suplexed one of the female dancers though, mores the pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Running a business is really hard sometimes. The majority of customers are great but there is always just one or two that you could quite easily say "F*CK OFF AND DON'T COME BACK", but sadly you can't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Running a business is really hard sometimes. The majority of customers are great but there is always just one or two that you could quite easily say "F*CK OFF AND DON'T COME BACK", but sadly you can't. Yes you can! Say something like " I don't think we can provide you with the service you feel you are entitled to and you would be better seeking this elsewhere " or words to that effect. If you were feeling particularly bitchy point them in the direction of a competitor. You can waste a lot of time on these energy sucking b*ggers. Remember the 80/20 rule! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) Watching Sunshine on Leith with my missus and the last scene where Davie goes to catch Yvonne winds me up no end. First she's walking down the royal mile. Then she's walking up towards the castle past the castle arms pub. Then she's walking down towards the mound. Then she's in the gardens walking towards the direction she's supposedly just came in. AND she's supposed to be heading to Waverley. Edited October 20, 2014 by Rowan Vine's beard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Watching Sunshine on Leith with my missus and the last scene where Davie goes to catch Yvonne winds me up no end. First she's walking down the royal mile. Then she's walking up towards the castle past the castle arms pub. Then she's walking down towards the mound. Then she's in the gardens walking towards the direction she's supposedly just came in. AND she's supposed to be heading to Waverley. Typical English tourist imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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