Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Cut myself shaving and now it won't stop bleeding. I've got an annoying bump just above my chin which is the result of various healed up nicks in the same place. If I go anywhere near it with a razor then it bursts open and bleeds all morning... which of course makes the bump bigger and easier to cut next time in a vicious circle. My routine which gets around it is the preferred wet shave but leaving the danger area for the (normally disliked) electric razor. That can be my PTTGOYN of the day. That and people getting you to buy Elton John tickets and not answering their mobile when they said they'd make sure they'd be contactable on it. If they didn't want the £88 seats then f*** em, that's what they're getting and paying for. Edited November 28, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 It's not just frowned upon to slide tackle in 5s, it's against the rules: http://www.goalsfootball.co.uk/PageProducer.aspx?Page=30 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-a-side_football http://www.uk5aside.com/content/view/62/127/ http://www.soccersixes.net/site?rule http://www.ncl.ac.uk/sport/campus/intra-mural/5-a-side/rules.htm http://www.rockslane.co.uk/jumpersforgoalposts/rules https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?v=info&id=178036305665147&_rdr In leagues maybe, but then just about every 5s specific rule is a load of bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) In leagues maybe, but then just about every 5s specific rule is a load of bollocks.I just read the first link for a laugh. You can't kick it above board height and you can't header it under any circumstances? ETA: Grammar. Edited November 28, 2014 by Honest_Man#1 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Just went to do the shopping and came out to have the woman parked in the next space screaming at me that I was guilty of "anti-social parking", they couldn't get into the car, and that her husband was away to get the police. Cue police arriving and taking my details for being parked right in the middle of my space. Mr and Mrs Arsehole were of course parked in the left hand end space, tight to the rhs of the space with plenty more room on the left that they could have easily parked in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Cue police arriving and taking my details for being parked right in the middle of my space. What, the police were siding with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 What, the police were siding with them? The police officer said she was taking my details because the incident had been reported and she had to, but she was satisfied, and said (out of their earshot) that I could have parked a little further over. Her colleague spoke to the mentalists, but f*ck knows what he wrote down. When he came back, he said my parking was fine given that the spaces are so narrow. The ridiculous thing is I'd have happily moved if the woman had asked me when I got back to the car, but instead she wasted everyone's time by hurling abuse at me, and sending her husband for the police. If I end up getting a ticket, I'm going to go fully berserk though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 The police officer said she was taking my details because the incident had been reported and she had to, but she was satisfied, and said (out of their earshot) that I could have parked a little further over. Her colleague spoke to the mentalists, but f*ck knows what he wrote down. When he came back, he said my parking was fine given that the spaces are so narrow. The ridiculous thing is I'd have happily moved if the woman had asked me when I got back to the car, but instead she wasted everyone's time by hurling abuse at me, and sending her husband for the police. If I end up getting a ticket, I'm going to go fully berserk though! I would've done them for wasting Police time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I would've done them for wasting Police time. Probably delighted to get out of the supermarket today anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Anti social parking in a car park? You should have parked your boot in her pie mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Anti social parking in a car park? You should have parked your boot in her pie mate. Sadly the cops showed before I could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Pales in comparison to people who not only wear shoes in their house but lie down on their sofa and bed wearing them. Shameless rodents. Shoes off before you cross the threshold of the banana boat, I take it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Just went to do the shopping and came out to have the woman parked in the next space screaming at me that I was guilty of "anti-social parking", they couldn't get into the car, and that her husband was away to get the police. Cue police arriving and taking my details for being parked right in the middle of my space. Mr and Mrs Arsehole were of course parked in the left hand end space, tight to the rhs of the space with plenty more room on the left that they could have easily parked in. All I can add to this is...wow! They phoned the police for that. Unbelievable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 That can be my PTTGOYN of the day. That and people getting you to buy Elton John tickets and not answering their mobile when they said they'd make sure they'd be contactable on it. If they didn't want the £88 seats then f*** em, that's what they're getting and paying for. Uhuh. You should know by now that we don't judge on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Just went to do the shopping and came out to have the woman parked in the next space screaming at me that I was guilty of "anti-social parking", they couldn't get into the car, and that her husband was away to get the police. Cue police arriving and taking my details for being parked right in the middle of my space. Mr and Mrs Arsehole were of course parked in the left hand end space, tight to the rhs of the space with plenty more room on the left that they could have easily parked in. Wow. Hope you took a picture of the cars in their spaces for the inevitable claim for pain and suffering. You monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 The police officer said she was taking my details because the incident had been reported and she had to, but she was satisfied, and said (out of their earshot) that I could have parked a little further over. Her colleague spoke to the mentalists, but f*ck knows what he wrote down. When he came back, he said my parking was fine given that the spaces are so narrow. The ridiculous thing is I'd have happily moved if the woman had asked me when I got back to the car, but instead she wasted everyone's time by hurling abuse at me, and sending her husband for the police. If I end up getting a ticket, I'm going to go fully berserk though! If it's private property the police could do feck all anyway. Clearly they were just trying to avoid dealing with anyone dangerous or threatening and thought this would be an easy way to end their shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Wow. Hope you took a picture of the cars in their spaces for the inevitable claim for pain and suffering. You monster. You take that back or I'm phoning the police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 If it's private property the police could do feck all anyway. Clearly they were just trying to avoid dealing with anyone dangerous or threatening and thought this would be an easy way to end their shift. Pretty much. They were already on site, probably doing their shopping, and conveniently "got a shout" not long after arriving! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 You take that back or I'm phoning the police. They'll be over soon to talk to you about making threats over the internet. I feel traumatised; compensation may be required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 They'll be over soon to talk to you about making threats over the internet. I feel traumatised; compensation may be required. That's blackmail. We should probably stop now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 There's a gantry on the M74 eastbound, just before junction 3a, that does not centre its message. Its unnatural how much this annoys me, on a daily basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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