Sweet Pete Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Are you fucking kidding me? I sat and wrote my suicide post out and as soon as I went to post it the topic was gone. You can't write about something in case it has happened to someone's friend or family member? f**k off. Anyway, here's how I would top myself: I would gub a shitload of pills before driving off a cliff into shark infested waters in an articulated truck filled with explosives with a noose around my neck anchored to a tree and a shotgun in the passenger seat pointed at my head with a trip switch set to pull the trigger once I drove over the edge. That should do the trick. That sounds like a lot of work. I'm far too lazy to top myself in such a, frankly, show-offy way. Yours is too show-offy. Stop being a show off. This isn't Saw, this is real life, man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Hand grenade in the gub, but only out in an open field to lessen clean up. That's the boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I've never seen the appeal of deadpools, more than a bit crass. Didn't see the other thread, would be interesting to hear the reason for deletion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 This is a landmark ruling. Death is now to be treated reverentially on here or not discussed at all. Agree. Suicide, particularly, is a subject that is such a taboo people are afraid to talk about it. Let's stop speaking about it in hushed tones, don't be afraid of the word and can we, for all that's good and holy, stop the comparison to cancer? It's nothing like the fucking same. Though, if it were, it's actually possible to laugh at that too - I read an absolutely hilarious blog just yesterday by a man who actually on Saturday from bowel cancer. Finding humour in anything removes some if the fear and encourages people to be more open about it. That can only be a good thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 The video for Maroon 5's song "Sugar" is quite irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Can't believe that the suicide thread is closed when something like the dead pool where there are people posting about hoping for someone to actually die is left. Bizarre in the extreme. ETA: Raidernation is also a massive hypocrite. Don't know if it was him reporting the thread to shut it down or not but he said it should be because it was such "poor taste". He's a consistent poster on the dead pool thread with puns about dead people. Edited March 9, 2015 by Honest_Man#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Stalin for mod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Did you get the bottle of Moray Cup i left you? Its in your desk drawer. You are a fucking liar. McDonald's staff don't get desk drawers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Judy Murray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Can't believe that the suicide thread is closed when something like the dead pool where there are people posting about hoping for someone to actually die is left. Bizarre in the extreme. ETA: Raidernation is also a massive hypocrite. Don't know if it was him reporting the thread to shut it down or not but he said it should be because it was such "poor taste". He's a consistent poster on the dead pool thread with puns about dead people. It was me. You lot ought to be ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Can't believe that the suicide thread is closed when something like the dead pool where there are people posting about hoping for someone to actually die is left. Bizarre in the extreme. ETA: Raidernation is also a massive hypocrite. Don't know if it was him reporting the thread to shut it down or not but he said it should be because it was such "poor taste". He's a consistent poster on the dead pool thread with puns about dead people. The pathetic thing is that folk are getting faux offended by people posting about how they would kill themselves. How they would kill themselves. Themselves. It doesn't involve anyone else. It's folk suggestions on how they would kill themselves. How is it possible to get offended by that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 An actual thing on the one o'clock news is of two Pakistani girls who were filmed singing a Justin Bieber song and went viral. A good three minutes of some bint talking about them and video of them singing various other Justin Bieber songs. Is the world that devoid of news on this day that the most interesting/relevant thing was deemed to be this shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 The pathetic thing is that folk are getting faux offended by people posting about how they would kill themselves. How they would kill themselves. Themselves. It doesn't involve anyone else. It's folk suggestions on how they would kill themselves. How is it possible to get offended by that? Well, in fairness, some people do tend to get really upset when you kill yourself by bomb on the London Underground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 A half bottle of scotch and more painkillers than I could physically hold in one hand, by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BissigWelpen Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I dislike (moderately) Scots people who pronounce the letter T like the letter R, as in "Scorrish" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) "Look at me" volunteer people (usually in Africa) getting pictures taken whilst holding toddlers who (by the look on the kid's face) have absolutely no idea what the f*** is going on. The person holding them always has a nice big smile as if the kid and the whole of the continent love them of course. There's just something deeply unsettling about these pics which more often than not end up as Facebook profile photos. Like this c**t. As much as I like the loon, the way he pronounces the word 'project' as 'pro-ject' (as opposed to praw-ject) really gets on my nerves for whatever reason. Edited March 9, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 The word weans. As in children I can't stand it, I hate hearing people say it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 ^^^ closet east coaster found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 The word weans. As in children I can't stand it, I hate hearing people say it. Protesting too much. Beast found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 ^^^ closet east coaster found Easy end you mean. It's just that word. I despise it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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