The Moonster Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Whilst never nice when someone dies a dark part of my brain always wants the headteacher being interviewed on tv as to what an amazing child and that they will be a massive loss to the entire community of the school...... I just want once for him to say ' thank god for that he was a total dick, a bully and heading for a life of oxygen-thieving alcohol and drug abuse, but sure his folks will miss him', then turn and walk away. Absolutely. They don't even need to be that mean about them, I'd love it if just once someone said "Aye, he was your typical person, not a dick but not an amazing hero that should be worshipped" as it's probably most apt for the majority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Following a conversation with Fudge a few years ago, I've got a pact with a friend, that should either one of us die in a freak and/or tragic accident, and the other person Is interviewed by the press, we will go into detail on what a c**t they were, and that everyone will be glad to see the back of me/him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 The taxi drivers cloaking deviceOr UPS vans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I got reprimanded at work for that not two weeks ago. About ten of us round a table at a meeting and I just passed the card on. That's ridiculous I never put money in or sign cards for people I barely know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 "Plate of food". They must say this about 100 times in any BBC food programme. What's wrong with "dish" or "meal" occasionally? Blah plate of food oh mate plate of food ha ha mate plate of food blah blah seasoning plate of food plate of food plate of food. Buy a thesaurus or f@ck off. C*nts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 gravatar.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 If you are doing this, then you have. ^^^ punching way above his weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 That's ridiculous I never put money in or sign cards for people I barely know The last time I put money in was for some crazy burd's birthday who the night before her b'day was arrested, sacked and never got the money. My £10 just lay in someone's drawer for months. I didn't want to be that guy who asked for it back. It's probably been pocketed by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 See: Fernando Ricksen. Ooft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 If you are doing this, then you have. I actually caught in the firing line of a similar display at Dublin Zoo as a child. #scarred 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 That's ridiculous I never put money in or sign cards for people I barely know Don't worry not officially reprimanded but the boss had a word. Told her to give me a tenner for my pals birthday. Pisses me off. I have a team of 13. All women. If it's not someone's birthday it's a baby/retiral/New job/engagement/flowers for a broken arm/flowers cause there mum died. Got pulled up again this week as I hadn't replied to an email asking if I was coming to a cup of tea for some lassie upstairs who is leaving. I don't know what the poor cow even looks like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I've went into a new team at work and was immediately asked if I wanted to go for a meal and could chip in money for the girl away on maternity. I'm the bad guy for declining as I don't really know them and was unable to afford it just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 You should never have to chip money in for people you've never met, unless you're happy to do so. On the other hand, people are arseholes and you can't win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 People passing round cards and envelope for money for someone's birthday/wedding/engagement/retirement that you don't know. f**k off. Just stick a handful of coppers in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Just stick a handful of coppers in I'm pretty sure he already feels the system is policed to a much greater degree than it should be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Collections are just the worst. Peer pressure in all reality, you don't want to be seen as a skinflint, but why should you put in for someone you barely know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Collections are just the worst. Peer pressure in all reality, you don't want to be seen as a skinflint, but why should you put in for someone you barely know? Sweet Fanny Adam(s). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Collections are just the worst. Peer pressure in all reality, you don't want to be seen as a skinflint, but why should you put in for someone you barely know? I'll put in for a collection only if it's someone I like or know really well. Anybody else can f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Collections are just the worst. Peer pressure in all reality, you don't want to be seen as a skinflint, but why should you put in for someone you barely know? Or like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Or like How's the Missus Keith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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