philpy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I had to use another gym today, as my local one was getting work done. My blood was boiling as soon is I pulled into the car park. Cyclists. Everywhere. There had been a triathlon today, and the place was full of identikit fuckwits. Generally just getting in the way, and All sporting the same "LOOK AT ME I'VE DONE SPORTY THINGS" t-shirts and hoodies. Just f**k off eh??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I had to use another gym today, as my local one was getting work done. My blood was boiling as soon is I pulled into the car park. Cyclists. Everywhere. There had been a triathlon today, and the place was full of identikit fuckwits. Generally just getting in the way, and All sporting the same "LOOK AT ME I'VE DONE SPORTY THINGS" t-shirts and hoodies. Just f**k off eh??? Were you not on the way to doing sporty things? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I think (hope) he means whoppers that wear "tough mudder" and the like memorabilia. That sounds just like philpy to be fair.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I think (hope) he means whoppers that wear "tough mudder" and the like memorabilia. That's the one. Just as bad as the cockwombles with the "Leavers" hoodies. We get it, you went to uni and left. Well fucking done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I had to use another gym today, as my local one was getting work done. My blood was boiling as soon is I pulled into the car park. Cyclists. Everywhere. There had been a triathlon today, and the place was full of identikit fuckwits. Generally just getting in the way, and All sporting the same "LOOK AT ME I'VE DONE SPORTY THINGS" t-shirts and hoodies. Just f**k off eh??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Dunno why but I hate it when footballers hold up 3 fingers after scoring a hat-trick. Always makes me angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I had to use another gym today, as my local one was getting work done. My blood was boiling as soon is I pulled into the car park. Cyclists. Everywhere. There had been a triathlon today, and the place was full of identikit fuckwits. Generally just getting in the way, and All sporting the same "LOOK AT ME I'VE DONE SPORTY THINGS" t-shirts and hoodies. Just f**k off eh??? See the iron that sits to the right of your telly, go and smash it against your pus, thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Shameful Diving is great, it's one of the AMF crews favourite issues but it is part of the game these days, if you get caught you should be booked, if you win a penalty you should be applauded. Applauds cheating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 This "No siree" shite that the P&B clones have latched on to as their latest thing to say to try and fit in and to appear 'cool and cutting edge'. Please stop. It's dreadful and makes me cringe. Cue the painfully predictible responses from those bereft of independent thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 This "No siree" shite that the P&B clones have latched on to as their latest thing to say to try and fit in and to appear 'cool and cutting edge'. Please stop. It's dreadful and makes me cringe. Cue the painfully predictible responses from those bereft of independent thought. No way Jose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Driving in Edinburgh, arseholes on the road and pedestrians who enjoy walking out on the road between parked cars without looking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 That's the one. Just as bad as the cockwombles with the "Leavers" hoodies. We get it, you went to uni and left. Well fucking done ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1426977535.505439.jpg One time me and my mate went to Campus because he wanted a Campus hoody. Really should have ended the friendship there and then but I persisted. We got in and the place is obviously a shitehole as most people will be aware but there were a shitload of people queuing for one of these hoodies. We get to the front and he's asked to provide a copy of ID to get the hoody, like a driving license or passport. He was the only one who had the sense to tell them to sod off. 50-odd people handing over personal documentation to get a hoody 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Driving in Edinburgh, arseholes on the road and pedestrians who enjoy walking out on the road between parked cars without looking Try the bypass and A1 for proper fuckwits. Last night was a cracker with a lassie in a Clio (baby on board sticker too) over taking 3 cars and throwing herself infront of the 1st one so she can go up the off ramp. Literally would have cost her 30 seconds to slow down. Utterly bonkers manouver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 image.jpg NOT THIS TIME CUNTO! what a shitty sneaky pop up ad, I would even say pretty out of order.Where does it take you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 image.jpg NOT THIS TIME CUNTO! Haha that's pretty gid Use the app you dinosaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The Bellend in the office that insists on replying to every email immediately, even if they only cc'd into something that you are doing, and they have f**k all to add other than another email for me to delete................ Wish I could wire up the send button on their PC to 1000v and sort the time-draining-twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The Bellend in the office that insists on replying to every email immediately, even if they only cc'd into something that you are doing, and they have f**k all to add other than another email for me to delete................ Wish I could wire up the send button on their PC to 1000v and sort the time-draining-twat. Or the twat who sends every email as high importance yet when you respond or ask a question they are too busy to respond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The etiquette on holding doors open for people when they are 7 - 10 paces behind you. Just go, I can open a door myself. I also don't want to run so you don't need to wait. You should only hold a door open for someone if they are carrying something awkward, the infirm or for some hot burd so you can get at dat ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) The etiquette on holding doors open for people when they are 7 - 10 paces behind you. Just go, I can open a door myself. I also don't want to run so you don't need to wait. You should only hold a door open for someone if they are carrying something awkward, the infirm or for some hot burd so you can get at dat ass. This sketch was made specifically for you: Eta: Why aren't my videos embedding anymore? Used to just post the link and it done did it automatically. Edited March 23, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I recently got hold of an old friends number from another friend. Now this guy was my best mate for 10 years when I was younger and I've not got a clue what to say to him. I tried to drop him a text the other day, but it's been almost 6 years since I last seen him. I know this sounds really pathetic, but he'll be a completely different person now and I've no idea how to approach this. :/ Or maybe I should just man up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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