BFTD Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 *Drops trou on Dave's porch... I might've known it would be you, ya clarty midden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Aye, yer no fuckin' wrong, Bruce.Rack off ya flamin galah Here buy, huv I f**k as like, ya fuckin fucker. f**k (in broad Caithness accent, ya cnut)^^^^ sounds like Robert Duvall in A Shot At Glory ... Rather than accent, though, I reckon in my case it's more the idiom and patterns of speech.I'd agree, I'm the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Behave yourself man. Gerrard Butler and Calvin Harris were out the country five minutes and their accent changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart87 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 When I'm standing waiting for the traffic lights to go green to cross the road and I've clearly pressed the button and someone comes over and presses the button again as if that's going to get them across any quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) People just like pushing your buttons. Edited April 19, 2015 by Tamdunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 You do realise that they aren't doing it deliberately? If you emigrate you are more than likely to pick up a touch of the local accent. A friend of mine emigrated to Melbourne. Within a few weeks he was sounding like Crocodile Dundee and yet, to this day if I phone and his wife answers you would think she had never left Glasgow. They emigrated in 1980! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 A friend of mine emigrated to Melbourne. Within a few weeks he was sounding like Crocodile Dundee and yet, to this day if I phone and his wife answers you would think she had never left Glasgow. They emigrated in 1980! Yeah it's funny how some people's accents change and some don't. My Wife was born in Essex and her best pal in Liverpool. They both moved to Scotland around the same time and yet the Wife still sounds English whilst the 'Scouser' sounds Scottish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I pick up accents like naebdy's business, unfortunately, and sound like a hideous mess that nobody can place. The Scandinavians amaze me - whenever a team signs a new laddie from Norway/Finland/Sweden/Denmark, they sound like they were born in the area within weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I pick up accents like naebdy's business, unfortunately, and sound like a hideous mess that nobody can place. The Scandinavians amaze me - whenever a team signs a new laddie from Norway/Finland/Sweden/Denmark, they sound like they were born in the area within weeks. Did you have a John Wayne accent on yesterday? I think I spotted you walking down Clackmannan Road after the game and you had a rather nice cowboy hat on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) I've agreed to do overtime tomorrow but now I'm in the mood for a Sunday sesh. Edited April 19, 2015 by BigMartyn86 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I pick up accents like naebdy's business, unfortunately, and sound like a hideous mess that nobody can place. The Scandinavians amaze me - whenever a team signs a new laddie from Norway/Finland/Sweden/Denmark, they sound like they were born in the area within weeks. They never seem to lose it either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Did you have a John Wayne accent on yesterday? I think I spotted you walking down Clackmannan Road after the game and you had a rather nice cowboy hat on. Aye, that was me. I picked up the hat on a honeymoon visit to Tombstone about fifteen years ago. The sheriff's tragic death around that time was purely a coincidence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 You'll love this then... Sergeant Wilson goes to the seaside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Sergeant Wilson goes to the seaside That's Pike, Sergeant Wilson's with his maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 That's Pike, Sergeant Wilson's with his maw.I hope you mean Pike's maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Ridiculously hungry but cant decide on what to have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Ridiculously hungry but cant decide on what to have basically my life now and then when I decide, I immediately regret the decision 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 One of the girls I go to college with is one of those weird ones who fantasise over One Direction and live and breathe for these minor celebrities and think that one day, one of them will fall in love with her. Anyway, she went to see Lois Tomlinson at Doncaster's charity match yesterday and was in hospitality. I don't know if this is travel/accommodation/ticket all rolled into one, and I'm going to assume it is, but the price (her friend) paid for this was... £1,250 Dear. Fucking. God. Unnecessary use of spoilers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Am I going mad, or did this thread lose exactly sixteen hours of posts today? Anyway...people who dress their pre-pubescent daughters in bikinis more suited to a Girls Gone Wild video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 basically my life now and then when I decide, I immediately regret the decision Yep i ended up eating fucking greek yoghurt with honey and almonds at like 2 am... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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