banana Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Try binge drinking whilst watching it, you'll lose a few hours here and there. Isn't that the point of cricket? To get merry in the stands with your mates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I have another 5 hours 28 minutes to work this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Ambiguous article titles: Will Hull or Newcastle survive in Premier League relegation battle? Yes. Yes they will, you arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Sounds suspiciously like going to the pub tbh Interesting. So cricket grounds are basically huge open ring-shaped pubs with views of light entertainment a giant lawn. Edited May 22, 2015 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I have a habit of sleeping on my back with my hands on my chest tucked up under my chin. I basically look like a T-Rex that's fallen on its back. This usually results in a massive case of pins and needles, or my hands and arms going to sleep completely. One night I woke up and could feel that this had happened, so I stretched my arms up towards the ceiling to get the blood flowing again. My arms were so fucked that I had absolutely no sensation of what happened next. Basically one of my arms fell back towards my head and I punched myself in the mouth, bursting my lip in the process. Not realising that it was my own arm, I assumed there was someone in the room attacking me, so I jumped out of bed swinging my useless arms about like some kind of boneless jelly person. Took me fucking ages to get back to sleep. I did something similar when I lived in a cottage in the country. I used to watch the bats flying around the trees out the back so when I woke up in the middle of the night with something cold and clammy at my neck, my first sleepy thought was it was a bat. I pushed it away but it came right back so I pushed it away again. When it flapped back at my throat I lost it. I leapt from the bed, screaming my head off and threw the quilt over where I thought the bat would have landed. The dug was going mental in the living room at the noise so I let it in and told it to "Hunt" "Hunt" "Kill the fucker, kill the fucker". The dug went into full-on spas mode and was barking, snarling and howling but we never found the bat. It was years before I realised my arm had gone to sleep and had flopped against my neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Im beginning to see the fascination with cricket. Could be an interesting summer ahead. Wonder if sitting on your back lawn in your pants with a few tinnys has the same effect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Isn't that the point of cricket? To get merry in the stands with your mates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 That's exactly the look im aiming for this weekend, Swarley. You'd have to lose a fair bit of weight in 24hrs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Right, ootside. ^^^ Wouldn't make the weight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Leaving work at half 3, because you got that final piece of work done before the weekend. Shame I was meant to vacate the office at 2.30 since it's a bank holiday weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Canceled my plans to go to a soul night tonight due to a mixture of tiredness and limited babysitting availability and just had a call reminding me that it's the first anniversary of my aul fellas death tomorrow, something which I had purposefully pushed out of my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Canceled my plans to go to a soul night tonight due to a mixture of tiredness and limited babysitting availability and just had a call reminding me that it's the first anniversary of my aul fellas death tomorrow, something which I had purposefully pushed out of my mind.Not good mate. Sure I said at the time I wouldn't know what to do when my old man goes, you should repost your eulogy as it was absolutely brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Not good mate. Sure I said at the time I wouldn't know what to do when my old man goes, you should repost your eulogy as it was absolutely brilliant Did I post that on here? Truth be told that period is a bit hazy. Was it maybe on Facebook, Cal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Did I post that on here? Truth be told that period is a bit hazy. Was it maybe on Facebook, Cal? Cannot mind if here or facebook but it was beautifully written. Very moving piece that I think would some it up for us all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Cannot mind if here or facebook but it was beautifully written. Very moving piece that I think would some it up for us all Im certain it wasn't here. Im not THAT much of a bell end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Not getting enough sleep. Will probably ruin my weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Oh, I don't know. Get it on here anyway. It's not a long time in the anniversary of these events coming round. About a year usually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Im certain it wasn't here. Im not THAT much of a bell end.I'm a bell end for putting some not sum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Was away with my youngest boy for a couple of nights (my eldest is away on holiday with my mum and dad). Got back about half an hour ago, had been bursting for a shite for at least an hour on the way home, and discovered there was no toilet roll left. My wife is away to Manchester this weekend to continue her UK wide stalking of Take That, and left yesterday, knowing fine well there was no bog roll left. I was tempted to wipe my shithole with her £25 packet of face wipes. Divorce material right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Folk, usually women, who seemingly can't run properly, usually when runming for a bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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