SweeperDee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Buying 2nd hand wallpaper. #eastcoast Aye, I take it those in the west coast are still buying second hand woodchip wallpaper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Aye, I take it those in the west coast are still buying second hand woodchip wallpaper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Ah, I guess it's not humour for you unless there's a wee quip about domestic abuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I am here with permission. No punting will be required. There was some pleading involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Sky Atlantic has all these adverts for Volvo. The folk who say 'Volvo' seem to be trying their hardest to say anything but Volvo. "True Detective, sponsored by Wallawooo". Whit? It's Volvo you fud. Vol-vo. Wulovooo. Can't even say their own brand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Sky Atlantic has all these adverts for Volvo. The folk who say 'Volvo' seem to be trying their hardest to say anything but Volvo. "True Detective, sponsored by Wallawooo". Whit? It's Volvo you fud. Vol-vo. Wulovooo. Can't even say their own brand. Just sounds to me like they're saying "vulva". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Speedy boarding is handy on busy flights simply because the overhead bins get filled up quickly and it's a Noel Hunt having your bags at the other end of the plane. Why are you looking to save £10 when your paying £1000 for a holiday? Are you scared that someone from the back of the plane will pinch your duty free and escape via parachute? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 See everything said on airports so far, all of these. By the time I arrive at security, Ive got my laptop out, belt off, metal out of pockets, loose stuff in bag, coat aff. I have ample time to do this, as I am invariably waiting behind 20 people who are stunned by the concept of airport security. When i get to the front, its laptop and stuff in tray, bag on the belt, quick pat down to check, and through. 30 seconds. See how quickly this could be done? Why can't everyone else do this? My luxury add on for big airports is Fast Track through security. Saves all the seeth stuck behind a queue of morons and gets you straight to the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 The fact that I can never be arsed going back to work after lunch cause I'm too full and cant be bothered working anymore, Glad to read I wasn't the only one today. Although in my case, it was because I had a second pint and just wanted to take a little nap somewhere. Pasta salad FTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Glad to read I wasn't the only one today. Although in my case, it was because I had a second pint and just wanted to take a little nap somewhere. Pasta salad FTW. FTW? For The Wind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I bought a new home brew kit today (Mexican beer), but after doing some research it appears I'll not be able to keg brew it as, let's face it, beer served at 18c would taste shite. Means I'll need to buy a shit load of Grolsch in the coming weeks/months for the bottles to brew it in, and in the meantime go and buy an IPA to keg brew. Baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 See I only travel with my rucksack as hand luggage now for any ship appointment and it fits conveniently under the seat in front of me. Christ, I must be knackered. I read that as "nutsack" and pictured Buster Gonad Update: wallpaper sold to some other wifie for £25. Aye, and I read that as "walloper" . I think I need to lie down... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 FTW? For The Wind? No, that would be the burrito that the wife had 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl. Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 What about your brass neck?. Removable. I've got an airport carry case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) My work have just sent me a mobile phone. No problems with this..However it has been sent from Head Office...In Birmingham...by Courier!! One man has been sent in a van from Birmingham to Dundee to deliver a Mobile phone!?wtf is the point in this? It would have cost less than a Tenner via special delivery but they use a courier. And they will probably recharge the cost to us aswell Edited July 16, 2015 by lightscamera 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Sky Atlantic has all these adverts for Volvo. The folk who say 'Volvo' seem to be trying their hardest to say anything but Volvo. "True Detective, sponsored by Wallawooo". Whit? It's Volvo you fud. Vol-vo. Wulovooo. Can't even say their own brand. I've not seen the ad, but it sounds like they're maybe going with the actual Swedish pronunciation, as a lot of their language sounds nothing like the way it's spelled - bit like English in that respect. You've got the likes of Goteborg for example pronounced more or less to rhyme with "kookaburra", and if one in a thousand foreigners managed to pronounce Vaxjo correctly first time, I'd be amazed. Edited July 16, 2015 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm in a pub with three tv's all showing different horse racing programmes and not one person watching them, the only other thing in the pub remotely horsey is the glue holding the fucking furniture together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm in a pub with three tv's all showing different horse racing programmes and not one person watching them, the only other thing in the pub remotely horsey is the glue holding the fucking furniture together.Horse racing is a pastime enjoyed exclusively by complete and utter c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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