Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 What's he done to annoy you? Rico's a tight b*****d, he probably asked him for money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 My wife said at half eight she was tired and was going to have an early night. Great, I thought, get to sit around and watch telly. It's now quarter to midnight and she's sitting downstairs watching pish on the telly while I'm bored as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 My wife said at half eight she was tired and was going to have an early night. Great, I thought, get to bash the bishop and watch Adele at the BBC. It's now quarter to midnight and she's wanting bored. f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 What's he done to annoy you?He keeps breathing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Bit awkward. Has he told the would have been in-laws? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Spontaneous combustion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 A friend of mines first two wives died of mushroom poisoning, the third a fractured skull, she wouldn't eat the mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Watching cbeebies with the wee man I was disgusted by the cards shown in the birthdays segment. All the home made cards made with time and care shoved up the back whilst the presenters fawning over pish crudely cut out of magazines and stuck on with gloy. The same happened to me in 1979 on Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade. Hope the c**t is being treated badly in a home if he's not already in hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 A friend of mines first two wives died of mushroom poisoning, the third a fractured skull, she wouldn't eat the mushrooms. Raidernation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Claudia Winkleman smiling. It's like an old pair of corduroy breeks with a pair of dentures in the middle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Watching cbeebies with the wee man I was disgusted by the cards shown in the birthdays segment. All the home made cards made with time and care shoved up the back whilst the presenters fawning over pish crudely cut out of magazines and stuck on with gloy. The same happened to me in 1979 on Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade. Hope the c**t is being treated badly in a home if he's not already in hell. I had a card made by my sisters on Glen Michael's cartoon cavalcade. He also presented me with a Christmas present at a local snooker club around that time for a kids Christmas event they had put on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 A good friend of mines fiancee died this morning. He woke up to find her dead. Devastating stuff. Still no idea yet cause of death. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I had a card made by my sisters on Glen Michael's cartoon cavalcade. He also presented me with a Christmas present at a local snooker club around that time for a kids Christmas event they had put on. ^^^Groomed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) People who think it's acceptable to fart all the way through a gig. Once is fair enough but tonight it was a constant stream for 2 hours. Rage. Was it a wind band?ETA: apologies for that fucking awful attempt at humour there. Poor by even my own piss poor standards! Edited November 22, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Was it a wind band? ETA: apologies for that fucking awful attempt at humour there. Poor by even my own piss poor standards! Get out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Was it a wind band? ETA: apologies for that fucking awful attempt at humour there. Poor by even my own piss poor standards! Never apologise, it's our job to judge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) People who think it's acceptable to fart all the way through a gig. Once is fair enough but tonight it was a constant stream for 2 hours. Rage. It's been a while, admittedly, but I always thought the overriding scent of the concert venue was colon, vomit, and stale armpit. Unless you're used to Justin Bieber gigs, which I believe smell like...err...teen spirit Edit: you weren't at one of this bloke's gigs, were you? Edited November 22, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Watch out, there's a hurricane coming through? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 People who think it's acceptable to fart all the way through a gig. Once is fair enough but tonight it was a constant stream for 2 hours. Rage. Can almost guarantee tennents in the plastic cups are to blame for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Every bouncer in Glasgows default phrase being "no the night lads" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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