Rugster Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 A horrible thing to have to do. That was not pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 those tv adverts and leaflets that go 'If you're one of those people our age...' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 What? Speak up ... ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 What? Speak up... ... half the time it's offering people a fucking pen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 When I lie down for a longish period of time and stand back up I again I got really dizzy. So the other night ther was a noise out my back garden, I got up to look out and noticed it was my neighbour. Then I got one of those dizzy spells. My vision went all blurry and I couldn't make anything out. I felt myself going cock eyed for about 30 seconds. When my vision returned I look down and my neighbour was pissing himself laughing at me. Now he thinks I'm some sort of special boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 This man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 When I lie down for a longish period of time and stand back up I again I got really dizzy. So the other night ther was a noise out my back garden, I got up to look out and noticed it was my neighbour. Then I got one of those dizzy spells. My vision went all blurry and I couldn't make anything out. I felt myself going cock eyed for about 30 seconds. When my vision returned I look down and my neighbour was pissing himself laughing at me.Now he thinks I'm some sort of special boy! I get blurred vision for a couple of seconds, very occassionally. Went to the doctor about it. Supposedly I have big pupils and that means they're more sensitive to light. If this is a life threatening illness, and I die, I'll hunt them down. Or get someone else to kill them, cause I'll be dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Every time there is a bank holiday i have customers that forget....I have spent all day,once i got rid of my boss trying to get goods shifted from there to here and back again........Fume rant rave.I have already broken one pen!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Every time there is a bank holiday i have customers that forget....I have spent all day,once i got rid of my boss trying to get goods shifted from there to here and back again........Fume rant rave.I have already broken one pen!!!!!! Ooh, calm down there, Bruce Banner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) The last half-hour before a 4 day break is really..... ...d...r...a...g...g...i..n...g...! Edited May 22, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Im bored as f**k. We've had one sale all day, and that was at 9.40 this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Ooh, calm down there, Bruce Banner. 12345678910.Deep breath.12345678910.Deep breath.Now hows that? AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 10 minutes......still 10 fucking minutes to go...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Maybe that's his deal. I'm not here to judge.I still think several comedic lyrical opportunities were missed when one Weir brother was subbed for the other in our friendly against Hibs this pre-season. Unfortunately, my crippling shyness and raging erection stopped me from getting up to sing "Two Graham Weirs". That happened at our first pre-season game against Stenhousemuir. Renton pretty much sat the whole time Steven Weir was on shouting "Good touch Weir 2" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 What a day this would be to sit in the garden with a crate of Sol. I can confirm 16 is the worst age ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) What a day this would be to sit in the garden with a crate of Sol. I can confirm 16 is the worst age ever. Trust me there are many worse than that yet still to come. Edited May 22, 2009 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 half the time it's offering people a fucking pen Just for enquiring! When I lie down for a longish period of time and stand back up I again I got really dizzy. So the other night ther was a noise out my back garden, I got up to look out and noticed it was my neighbour. Then I got one of those dizzy spells. My vision went all blurry and I couldn't make anything out. I felt myself going cock eyed for about 30 seconds. When my vision returned I look down and my neighbour was pissing himself laughing at me.Now he thinks I'm some sort of special boy! Nae luck. I'm 23 just now, but i think even when i'm lying on my deathbed, i will find cocky eyes hilarious. My PTTGOYN is that a wee boy in my mate's cousin's primary school class has just "came out" to his parents. He's 9. It's just madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Midges They're everywhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Just for enquiring! Nae luck. I'm 23 just now, but i think even when i'm lying on my deathbed, i will find cocky eyes hilarious. My PTTGOYN is that a wee boy in my mate's cousin's primary school class has just "came out" to his parents. He's 9. It's just madness. What's wrong with this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 What's wrong with this? He's 9! Children shouldn't know what sexuality is at that age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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