Peterhead Dave Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Niiiiiiiiice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Incompetent Geordies that work for my company Thats another trip down there tomorrow to sort out a fcuk up. A Manager on £40K / year is now not allowed to contact the customers because he keeps fecking up, so daft lad here has to get up early tomorrow morning and go to Newcastle AGAIN to sort it out. I feel a salary review coming on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 p&b geeks who just sit and wait to slag somebody off just because they thinkit big and clever,if they had any balls at all they would message the person and get it sorted out..but you just know they won't. Done :lol: Aswell as saving the government millions of pounds a year in giving these old c***s money (this money could go on saving the environment and stopping the pollution) compulsary euthanasia would also mean that we wouldn't have to put up with these waste of space people! C'mon folks, compulsary euthanasia for over 70s is the solution But I'd be out of a job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 But I'd be out of a job! On the plus side though, your mother would only last another nine years....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Done Send a girl,to do a mans job!!..... . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Send a girl,to do a mans job!!..... . Nobody sent me: 1. I have my own mind 2. I couldn't resist Why not start a thread about it though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 1. I have my own mind Only when I let you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Only when I let you. You are funny and Ayrgirl takes herself way too seriously. I can see why you married each other! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I've just been to the bank to pay a cheque in.I thought I'd be in and out quickly as there was nobody in the queue ahead of me and only one person at the window. I was wrong. The cashier told the coffin dodging blue rinse cadaver EIGHT TIMES (I was counting) to take the form for opening the account home with her and fill it in, yet still the auld fleabag kept on murmuring about the blitz or sausages and liver casserole or whatever For a full fifteen minutes I stood there as the bank began to fill, trying not to say something as this denizen of Gods waiting room wittered on about interest rates and cashcards and access to her funds. Eventually the withered goat decided to turn around and uttered a cry of 'Oh, Goodness me!' as she saw nine people waiting in line, trying to scrape the last micron of their will to live back up from their shoes. Finally, she sat down, but no sooner had the cashier served me, the auld wrinkle was back up in full dismal smell-of-pish witter mode! Why can't these people just die? What exactly is the point of being alive if all you do is smell bad, talk pish and hold up other people in their daily lives? You are excelling in humour these days. Keep up the good work. You're funny - I like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 You are funny and Ayrgirl takes herself way too seriously. I can see why you married each other! It's having two big kids in the house that does it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 It's having two big kids in the house that does it! You know what, fair play to you. What's Monsters reply? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 You're funny - I like you. Monster - Be afraid! Be very afraid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Sorry about the delay in replying, I was finishing off the smarties that I swapped for some Pokemon cards. I'm playing the dutiful husband on this one and agreeing with the wife here - I just can't take much in life seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Why not start a thread about it though Don't come running to me when the threads dry-out and your looking for one!!...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 What's Monsters reply? No idea - he's at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 No idea - he's at work I still get a kick out of calling it that..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 On the plus side though, your mother would only last another nine years....... :lol: :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 It better not rain this afternoon,I have washing out on the washing line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 A mate of mine has been involved in a car accident on the way to work Luckily, both him and the person driving the other car are both okay - just going to be a nightmare for him to sort out insurance-wise etc.. 98 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dozy Geordies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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