Peterhead Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 .....a short arsed! Button it, baldie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Button it, baldie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Not sure what this is so I'll bung it in here! I have just taken out a bag of pistachio nuts and on the back it has WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS No shit!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Not sure what this is so I'll bung it in here! I have just taken out a bag of pistachio nuts and on the back it has WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS No shit!!! It will be to make sure people allergic to nuts don't eat them. Yes, you do get people that are THAT stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Button it, baldie! Hey you - lay off! We've already seen off the Beardies, so the Short Arses won't be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 What about the beardie shortarses with long hair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 What about the beardie shortarses with long hair? I feel a committee meeting may be necessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Hey you - lay off!We've already seen off the Beardies, so the Short Arses won't be a problem. In your dreams, we only backed off because we didn't want to embarass you all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 music which wont go into mp3 players for some stupid reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Follow Follow Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 music which wont go into mp3 players for some stupid reason Thats cause MP3 players don't like shite! Today I was told by a work mate who was getting my mate a TITP ticket, that the guy getting his wasn't getting it anymore! Now, this guy told me he HAD BOUGHT them, and one of my mates never got one. So I kindly offered the biy in my work the money,and took said money from my mate. Now it turns out the boy in my work was getting them from someone else, who was getting them from seomeone else! This person now says she HASN'T got them - leaving my mate potentially out of pocket ( as no one knows where this burd is!!! ) and ticketless. I can see me being popular tonight when I see him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 music which wont go into mp3 players for some stupid reason I have this vision of you trying to insert a CD into an iPod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Thats cause MP3 players don't like shite!Today I was told by a work mate who was getting my mate a TITP ticket, that the guy getting his wasn't getting it anymore! Now, this guy told me he HAD BOUGHT them, and one of my mates never got one. So I kindly offered the biy in my work the money,and took said money from my mate. Now it turns out the boy in my work was getting them from someone else, who was getting them from seomeone else! This person now says she HASN'T got them - leaving my mate potentially out of pocket ( as no one knows where this burd is!!! ) and ticketless. I can see me being popular tonight when I see him! So where has the money gone? Unless you are dealing with theiving con-artists, why is your mate out of pocket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Follow Follow Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 So where has the money gone? Unless you are dealing with theiving con-artists, why is your mate out of pocket? The guy in my work gave all the money to his mate from uni, who gave it to some burd he knows ( he's now saying he sort of knows her ) and she's saying she'll hopefully meet him soon to get the money. Thing is, he only has her works email, no phone number or address etc... If I'd known this at the start their is no way I'd have gave the guy the money! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Damn right you should get your coat... you've pulled You say the sweetest things you smoothy you (don't want to get you too excited, as I'm a married wummin but the 'get your coat, you've pulled' line would have been a sure fired way to pull me when I was single! I think it's incredibly funny!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Married schmarried! Life is for living, girl! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 It will be to make sure people allergic to nuts don't eat them.Yes, you do get people that are THAT stupid. More likely they need to carry the warning for legal reasons. In case of a lawsuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDozy Geordies I know the feeling mate. I've had to work beside some for 3 months solid now. Roll on next Friday!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 More likely they need to carry the warning for legal reasons. In case of a lawsuit. Exactly, because people are that stupid they would buy Nuts when allergic to, well Nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I've got tendonitis in my shoulder. its bloody agony, but i dont actually know what tendonitis is. So sore you were able to type this. That would have done your shoulder the WORLD of good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 The guy in my work gave all the money to his mate from uni, who gave it to some burd he knows ( he's now saying he sort of knows her ) and she's saying she'll hopefully meet him soon to get the money. Thing is, he only has her works email, no phone number or address etc...If I'd known this at the start their is no way I'd have gave the guy the money! If it's a proper work email "name@company.com" etc then he could always ring (or pop into) reception and ask to speak to her... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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