GypsyTillIDie Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 And is destined for failure. I wish he'd stop them, they really are a pain in the arse. Gee, that's a bummer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 twisteH is like The Phoenix's annoying little pun apprentice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Gee, that's a bummer. Welcome aboard! Don't worry, I don't give a crap what people think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Welcome aboard! Don't worry, I don't give a crap what people think. Don't lie, you strain every anal muscle you have to try and win the affections of the P&B hierarchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) Welcome aboard! Don't worry, I don't give a crap what people think. This is poor patter from the Twistemeister. edit: and the Phoenix. Edited November 12, 2009 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Don't lie, you strain every anal muscle you have to try and win the affections of the P&B hierarchy. Sorry, but I'm going to have to poo-poo that notion. Simply ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Welcome aboard! Don't worry, I don't give a crap what people think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 This is poor patter from the Twistemeister.edit: and the Phoenix. It's actually utter shite, if we're being entirely honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) It's actually utter shite, if we're being entirely honest. I've already used the "shite" pun. I thought you were better than that! edit: and I know what's coming next. Edited November 12, 2009 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I've already used the "shite" pun. I thought you were better than that! edit: and I know what's coming next. No you don't, my last post wasn't a pun, it was a fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I've already used the "shite" pun. I thought you were better than that! edit: and I know what's coming next. You are a fud, fuck off. Bet you didn't think it would be that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 You are a fud, fuck off.Bet you didn't think it would be that. I wouldn't be so sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i seem to be shite at guessing how old girls that i like are and i seem to be liking girls that are over 30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i seem to be shite at guessing how old girls that i like are and i seem to be liking girls that are over 30 This week, I 'ave mostly been liking girls over 30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 No you don't, my last post wasn't a pun, it was a fact. That's what my edit was for, mate. I knew you were gonna say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Bad news everyone.. The giant spider that set up home just outside my bedroom door has sadly died this evening. He'll always have a special place in my heart, as he was quite the joker, like the time he tried to catch me in his web. Haha. That was Khali for you, you never did know what he would do next. I remember when we first met. I went in to the toilet for a late night shite and saw him sitting under the toilet roll. I say "saw him sitting under the toilet roll", what I actually mean is I tripped over one of his legs. I knew then he was something special. Goodnight, dear friend. RIP Khali. Khali is survived by his smaller, yet equally massive girlfriend Igor, and their children Spiderzilla, Spidersaurus, and Alex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Was he a ginge? ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I kill spiders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seamus Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Khali is survived by his smaller, yet equally massive girlfriend Igor, and their children Spiderzilla, Spidersaurus, and Alex. Who the f**k names a female spider Igor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Who the f**k names a female spider Igor? Even Igor that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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