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Guest The Phoenix
Welcome aboard! :D

Don't worry, I don't give a crap what people think.

Don't lie, you strain every anal muscle you have to try and win the affections of the P&B hierarchy.

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Don't lie, you strain every anal muscle you have to try and win the affections of the P&B hierarchy.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to poo-poo that notion. Simply ridiculous.

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It's actually utter shite, if we're being entirely honest.

I've already used the "shite" pun. I thought you were better than that! :(

edit: and I know what's coming next. :P

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Guest The Phoenix
I've already used the "shite" pun. I thought you were better than that! :(

edit: and I know what's coming next. :P

No you don't, my last post wasn't a pun, it was a fact.

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Guest The Phoenix
i seem to be shite at guessing how old girls that i like are :lol:

and i seem to be liking girls that are over 30 :lol:

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This week, I 'ave mostly been liking girls over 30.

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Bad news everyone.. The giant spider that set up home just outside my bedroom door has sadly died this evening. He'll always have a special place in my heart, as he was quite the joker, like the time he tried to catch me in his web. Haha. That was Khali for you, you never did know what he would do next.

I remember when we first met. I went in to the toilet for a late night shite and saw him sitting under the toilet roll. I say "saw him sitting under the toilet roll", what I actually mean is I tripped over one of his legs. I knew then he was something special.

Goodnight, dear friend.

RIP Khali.

Khali is survived by his smaller, yet equally massive girlfriend Igor, and their children Spiderzilla, Spidersaurus, and Alex.

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Khali is survived by his smaller, yet equally massive girlfriend Igor, and their children Spiderzilla, Spidersaurus, and Alex.

Who the f**k names a female spider Igor?

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