Toma_BullyWee Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Was he a ginge? ... He wasn't. He was a plain old house-spider brown. Who the f**k names a female spider Igor? DON'T JUDGE ME. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I kill spiders. I always knew you were a cunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I always knew you were a c**t. Tad harsh. Someone in my family is terrified of them so I have to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Tad harsh. Someone in my family is terrified of them so I have to. It wasn't. No you don't, pick it up and put it outside you evil little git! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 It wasn't. No you don't, pick it up and put it outside you evil little git! I'm not venturing outside at half 2 in the morning when its freezing and pishing down with rain. You're like my pal who was absolutely raging when I killed one ages ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I'm not venturing outside at half 2 in the morning when its freezing and pishing down with rain. You're like my pal who was absolutely raging when I killed one ages ago. Open a window and put it outside on the window ledge, it's not hard! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I'm not venturing outside at half 2 in the morning when its freezing and pishing down with rain. You're like my pal who was absolutely raging when I killed one ages ago. Because, like your "pal", he has something called "common decency". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Looks like I've caught myself in a bit of a web here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Looks like I've caught myself in a bit of a web here. Aw for fuck sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Looks like I've caught myself in a bit of a web here. Fuck Off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 She is out of my league, lets put it that way. That's why I have held onto her for so long. So f**k. Get her punted. Seriously man, don't waste any more of your time with someone who isn't sure if she wants to be with you. I've been there and done that and I thoroughly resent the waste of time that it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) These feeble puns are becoming very tedious. And yes, GingerSaint - grow a pair and chuck her. Andy is spot on with what he says. I've been there too with a girl I didn't want to finish with, but knew the relationship wasn't going to work. Prolonging the relationship is only going to prolong the pain... Edited November 12, 2009 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 LEAVE TWISTEH ALONE!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 LEAVE TWISTEH ALONE!!!!!!! When did you become pro twisteH? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) I love Blair. Dzeko you make me sound like some sort of political group - "pro twisteH". Edited November 12, 2009 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I'm feeling totally deflated right now, the student lifestyle is getting on my tits. -awaits inevitable TwisteH pun- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I love Blair.Dzeko you make me sound like some sort of political group - "pro twisteH". Hmmm, you're no better than Nick Griffin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Hmmm, you're no better than Nick Griffin. Oh, COME ON! I really hope, for your sake, this is a wind up. And Google, I'll refrain from posting a pun this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Nick Griffin has sexy eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) Nick Griffin has a sexy eye. Fixed. Edited November 12, 2009 by Dzeko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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