Smurph Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 (edited) Arguing with parent(s) last night/this morning, so now I'm in an internet café type thing because I'm not allowed on the computer in the house. The internet is terribly slow. The mouse isn't working properly. Not washed in a day so I feel horrible. I can't find a job which is what I'm aiming to do today - sooner I get a job the sooner I get to leave home. I'm hungry and have no real amount of money. FML. Edit - Oh, and I got a letter from 3 claiming that they can't fix my phone and I've to call a numberer to get it sorted. I decided I'd rather walk into the store and talk to someone in real life, as that's better than on the phone. Apparently, the lady in the shop doesn't know how to help me, and I now need to call this number. The available options are get a new phone discounted, leave it be, or pay £20 service charge if I don't reply to them on the phone in 14 days. f**k off. Edited April 13, 2010 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Arguing with parent(s) last night/this morning, so now I'm in an internet café type thing because I'm not allowed on the computer in the house. The internet is terribly slow. The mouse isn't working properly. Not washed in a day so I feel horrible. I can't find a job which is what I'm aiming to do today - sooner I get a job the sooner I get to leave home. I'm hungry and have no real amount of money. FML. Edit - Oh, and I got a letter from 3 claiming that they can't fix my phone and I've to call a numberer to get it sorted. I decided I'd rather walk into the store and talk to someone in real life, as that's better than on the phone. Apparently, the lady in the shop doesn't know how to help me, and I now need to call this number. The available options are get a new phone discounted, leave it be, or pay £20 service charge if I don't reply to them on the phone in 14 days. f**k off. Personally, i'd have used you're spending in the internet cafe to maybe, i dunno, get some food?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Personally, i'd have used you're spending in the internet cafe to maybe, i dunno, get some food?! I'm looking for jobs on the internet. Job = money. Money = food. Although, the process takes longer than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Last night I had a Munchie Box. Chips, veg, chicken and mushroom pakora, and donner meat. Will be having the rest when I get back home. I'm looking for jobs on the internet. Job = money. Money = food. Although, the process takes longer than that. Money for a munchie box though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Money for a munchie box though That was last night, and it's in my house. I don't know about you, but I don't carry pizza boxes filled with meat around with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm just about to head into town and I'm trying to figure out if it's sunny enough to warrant sunglasses. I don't want to be one of those arseholes. I think I'll just leave them in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm just about to head into town and I'm trying to figure out if it's sunny enough to warrant sunglasses. I don't want to be one of those arseholes. I think I'll just leave them in the house. I tend to risk it when its 50/50 - I guess I am one of them arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm just about to head into town and I'm trying to figure out if it's sunny enough to warrant sunglasses. I don't want to be one of those arseholes. I think I'll just leave them in the house. Ginger hair and shades? Isn't that one of the harbingers of the apocalypse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm too young to go on the next series of Coach Trip, Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm too young to go on the next series of Coach Trip, Gutted. You really are a Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 You really are a Moron. Do explain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I have sat about for the last week eating takeaways, getting plastered and generally doing absolutely nothing of note. I feel all greasy and horrible and must be about a stone heavier than I was 10 days ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I bought a shit load of wine at the weekend and decided to buy some nice glasses to drink it from as I only have wee tumbler things. Managed to brake one of the glasses this morning whilst doing the dishes. FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Took one bowl out the cupboard and the other 7 followed. New bowls needed . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 1. Was at the driving range earlier, and as a result, now have quite nasty blisters on my hands. Not just wee poofy blisters, these are quite intimidating. 2. Just watched Chris Tarrant being 'roasted' on 4OD. Awful comedy. The Friars Club and Comedy Central ones that the Americans do are the canines testicles. Some of the jokes are frighteningly funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm looking for jobs on the internet. Job = money. Money = food. Although, the process takes longer than that. aye, a month. you'll be deid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 watching this programme about scotland's greatest ever team and realising that i will probably never see anyone come close to being of the quality we used to have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I really really really wanted to knock a guy out tonight. Instead on the way home I nearly knocked myself out walking into a roadsign. Plus I've decided that most Brits here are bigger wankers than I first thought (already pretty big). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 (edited) I bought a shit load of wine at the weekend and decided to buy some nice glasses to drink it from as I only have wee tumbler things. Managed to brake one of the glasses this morning whilst doing the dishes. FML. That's what you get for doing the dishes whilst driving. Edit: Fuck me, the Red Spot Internet Fannies are up early this morning. Edited April 14, 2010 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 People who refer to an iPod touch as an "itouch". They wouldn't refer to other iPods as "inano" or "iclassic" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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