Swampy Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Scallops with pea puree and black pudding is to the 2010s as prawn cocktail is to the 1970s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 My iPod keeps freezing and turning itself off, the charger is fucked aswell. Arghhh Should just use the computer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Have you checked her bank books, this could set you up for life. Just get on with wiping the old dears arse, she can't live forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Sunburn - my face stings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Cum would help that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Cum would help that. Tried that before and it didn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Am out of ideas, sorry darling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Footballers who miss several games because they're "struggling to shake off a dead leg". I've had many a dead leg in my life. Shake off time = 2 minutes. Man up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Bus journeys when hungover, particularly when it's Dundee to Glasgow, roadworks every five minutes, no air conditioning and the driver has a curious talent for running over every cats eye on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Driving along a suburban road and approaching a group of slim female joggers from the rear and then passing them and the reveal being really disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Driving along a suburban road and approaching a group of slim female joggers from the rear and then passing them and the reveal being really disappointing. I guess they've still got their jogging to help them get over the disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 I guess they've still got their jogging to help them get over the disappointment. That deserves a green, but I've run out. So it'll need to be a followed by a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The crappy movie that keeps on getting advertised at the bottom of the page. If it was that good it would have been in cinemas before you've realeased it on DVD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 (edited) Had a pain in my lower back for a wee while now but after playing 5's last night i feel as though Subo and Michelle McManus were having a pillow fight on my back. Going out later so i cant even put DeepHeat on it Edited April 16, 2010 by Sookma Bawz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Had a pain in my lower back for a wee while now but after playing 5's last night i feel as though Subo and Michelle McManus were having a pillow fight on my back. Going out later so i cant even put DeepHeat on it Do a few stretches like so you'll maybe feel a wee bit daft doing them but they help! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Had a pain in my lower back for a wee while now but after playing 5's last night i feel as though Subo and Michelle McManus were having a pillow fight on my back. Going out later so i cant even put DeepHeat on it Do a few stretches like so you'll maybe feel a wee bit daft doing them but they help! Just tried them and yes I felt like I was abusing the carpet. Hopefully they will help. Back is too sore, so I have decided not to go out tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Switched over and caught the last 5 minutes of Jonathon Ross there, normally i'm not a great fan, BUT, Kiefar Sutherland was the last guest, and being a bit of 24 fan i was a bit annoyed, but i caught the end and so was happy enough. The other guest was Idris Elba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Do a few stretches like so you'll maybe feel a wee bit daft doing them but they help! That, is a BELTER of an arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 People who do not indicate on a roundabout...fume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I hate it when i go into my local tescos these days, i always keep expecting to run into the ex and having that annoying awkward confrontation. It's always 'Do i hope she hasnt seen me?' 'Do i pretend i havent seen her?' 'Do i say hi? and if so should we have that annoying conversation of small talk that leads to no where and more awkwardness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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