Enigma Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 (edited) Some wee b*****d spat on my car today. Well my mum's, but I was driving. I gave him a blow of the horn after I had to practically do an emergency stop after he walked out in front of me to catch up with his pals after he hesitated running over the road with his them. The b*****d didn't even look and when he realised I had had to come to a standstill he just sauntered over in front of me at his own pace, I then gave him the horn, he mouthed someting then spat at the bonnet. The wee c**t got the fingers and a fair helping of four letter words. Spitting, especially on somebodys car, is fucking disgusting. Edited June 3, 2011 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Should have mowed down the p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 It should be a man's legal obligation to deck these wee c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Some wee b*****d spat on my car today. Well my mum's, but I was driving. I gave him a blow of the horn after I had to practically do an emergency stop after he walked out in front of me to catch up with his pals after he hesitated running over the road with his them. The b*****d didn't even look and when he realised I had had to come to a standstill he just sauntered over in front of me at his own pace, I then gave him the horn, he mouthed someting then spat at the bonnet. The wee c**t got the fingers and a fair helping of four letter words. Spitting, especially on somebodys car, is fucking disgusting. what a wee sod. i would of had no hesitations to running him over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Ok, I give in, where's Dec? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 (edited) no offense mate, but you have a huge forehead!! Edited June 3, 2011 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 no offense mate, but you have a huge forehead!! That isn't me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 That isn't me. sorry, was trying to quote the img. its scottr96 (i think) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i am a very handsome lad, aren't i? No, you're an absolute ride! Is this grooming by the way? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Is this grooming by the way? Haw you, fcuk off, I seen him first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 no offense mate, but you have a huge forehead!! Sorry Ant. Where is Dec BTW? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Quit stealing TP's joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 No, you're an absolute ride! Is this grooming by the way? If it was grooming you would have at least given him a sweet and a wee push on a swing before coming out with lines like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 One of the cats dropped a big shite outside the litter tray today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Who actually is that in the Rangers top? It says on ScottR's profile he is a Clyde fan? Is the person sweating like an absolute beast aswell? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 It is Scott, and he is a Clyde fan. It was a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Couldn't get a barbecue organised today because most of my mates are working. You're mostly students, and you have 50+ years of that shit ahead. Use your time more wisely you c***s. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 People who drive cars that are far better than mine, much crapper than I drive. A case in point, driving between Kincardine and Rosyth today, there's big stretches of 60mph roads that you can see clearly, for miles, and it was pretty quiet, but the car in front of me was a BMW 4x4 (quite possibly an X5). Not only that, but it was the M version, for so-called high performance. Now, whoever was driving this, and presumably has spent a great deal of money on it, was tottering along at 50mph. Now, I've got a Ford Ka, and a particularly shitty one at that. I shouldn't be stuck behind anyone, but that's not really my point. I know it's their money, and they can spend it on whatever they like, but this is why it's a petty complaint. If you're not even going to drive at the speed limit, on a straight road with buckets of visibility, why spend thousands upon thousands on a car. Get a little run-around and build an extension or have another kid or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Some yobbo in a Ford Ka was really ruffling my barbour jacket today. What an oaf. He probably didnt realise how hard it is to drive whilst reading "Rich fucker monthly" Peasant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 If it was grooming you would have at least given him a sweet and a wee push on a swing before coming out with lines like that. Aye, cheers. You seem experienced in these matters. Cool, cool...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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