KeeperDee Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Just fucking ride her and be done with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 There's a big fat slabbery mess that works on the checkout in my local supermarket. The only (and last) time I went to her aisle* she kept commenting on what I was buying. "hmm, that looks nice". Put me right off. *No it's not a euphemism The Fast Show ran a sketch on a checkout wifey just like that. "Ribbed condoms, very thoughtful" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 This will sound exceptionally inconsiderate, but people that buy you house warming presents that will go on show. The other half's friends have bought some (what I think are) horrible things and I've got to stick them up all over the place and look at them daily. I thought the whole point of having your own place was to decorate it to your liking. How wrong I was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Have to? f**k that, just break them, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Heating has packed in, engineer was out today but has to come back tomorrow and rip some of the floor up to fix it. My house is freezing. Trying best to heat bedrooms with a portable heater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Care inspectorate visit today. While I'm fairly confident, this is my second inspection as a manager and the responsibility sits with me. You can't help but shit yourself.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 ^^^^^yeast infection. This is how that comment looks on the app Thanks for sharing that news with us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I can no longer edit posts through the mobile app, instead I have to do it through the mobile browser. Tis annoying for people like me incapable of proof-reading successfully and immediately seeing the mistakes once posted. I blame autocorrect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Just paid £81 for a trip to the dentist. Check up and apparently my old x-rays were out of date so they took an extra 2 mins to do new ones. In the chair for a grand total of about 10 mins. On a plus note, he told me everything was spot on and not to come back for another year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The price of razors. Rip off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The amount of adverts on tv is really starting to annoy me more and more - maybe it's just me ? but it seems there are more and more of them all the time... I used to work in the USA quite a lot and In My Opinion, tv is un watchable there due to the amount of adverts.... I suppose the easy answer is not to watch but it costs a fortune so I'd like to get rid of it ( SKY - even TV ) but others in the house wouldn't have it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The price of razors. Rip offI would rather pay for a razor to shave my beard than rip it offJust joking, I can't grow a beard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The price of razors. Rip off 'Waxing' with ducktape is the answer. Quicker, cheaper and takes longer to grow back. Plus it's nice in an odd way. Seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Had two meals out yesterday, the first took 45 mins to come, the second 50 mins. Both places got telt what I thought of their establishments, useless fuckers ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Oooo that's spooky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Care inspectorate visit today. While I'm fairly confident, this is my second inspection as a manager and the responsibility sits with me. You can't help but shit yourself.... How was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Had two meals out yesterday, the first took 45 mins to come, the second 50 mins. Both places got telt what I thought of their establishments, useless fuckers ! Both places probably shat in your meal as well or will do next time you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 3 hour shifts. I live in Stirling and work in Cumbernauld - it's a great job with excellent pay - but by the time you're fannying about waiting on buses/trains, it's a good hour and a half before I get to work after leaving my digs. I do 20 hours a week but have been asked to spread it out over 5 days which is absolutely ridiculous, IMO. No point in requesting a shift change until I get my timetable for the next semester either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Celtic fans who refer to themselves as Bhoy. Really fucking hate it. Once got a text announcing the birth of a Baby Bhoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 3 hour shifts. I live in Stirling and work in Cumbernauld - it's a great job with excellent pay - but by the time you're fannying about waiting on buses/trains, it's a good hour and a half before I get to work after leaving my digs. I do 20 hours a week but have been asked to spread it out over 5 days which is absolutely ridiculous, IMO. No point in requesting a shift change until I get my timetable for the next semester either. <_< There's a direct bus to the town centre from Stirling is there not? Shouldn't take that long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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