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Whenever I order food at a restaurant I clearly state "#noensalada" whilst looking them dead in the eyes and doing a cut-throat gesture when ordering, and if they don't adhere to my request I won't eat it and it's completely the waiter's fault if they need to scrape it onto another plate. I'll also make plans to injure the waiter severely.

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You get more chips by ordering no salad. I don't understand why people would wish for salad in this scenario.

Right enough. I've not been to KFC in donkeys but I used to get extra chips instead of one of the shitty sides with a box meal. Felt like a champion every time I did it.

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Right enough. I've not been to KFC in donkeys but I used to get extra chips instead of one of the shitty sides with a box meal. Felt like a champion every time I did it.

When you get a box meal, the correct course of action, when ordering a side is to get gravy and dip the chips in it.

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I tried to swap the chips for more chicken when I was down in London once, sharing a bucket with Dave258, but the guy wasn't having it. He also never gave me an extra bucket so I could wear it as a hat.

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