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Not sure what the worst bit about the iPhone fandans is; actually queing overnight for a fucking phone, paying obscene money for a fucking phone or placing so much importance in a fucking phone.

This, so much this. So you were first to get a new phone. So what, no one cares. It's not something your grand kids are going to be proud of.
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Dear c**t Parents,

If you are going to spend £100+ on a tablet for your child so that it isn't bored on the train. Go the extra distance and spend a couple of quid on earphones for it. Means i won't have to listen to Angry Birds and cartoons from your child for 2hours....especially if you have your earphones for your iphone / ipod and their noise doesn't bother you.

Ya bloody ignorant cow.

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I'm shocked we don't have a law against these people conning people out of money with lies

we don't have a law against bigoted wee arseholes having a march to celebrate a war from 324 years ago in another fucking country, why have a law against 'psychics'
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This, so much this. So you were first to get a new phone. So what, no one cares. It's not something your grand kids are going to be proud of.

Young lad at work says he really wants to get the Apple Watch when it comes out, though he also says he'd be too embarrassed to actually wear it in public. When asked what would be the point in having it he replied "just to have it".

We're doomed.

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f**k it, I'll just pish the bed and hang the consequences.

Must mind and switch off my electric blanket first though.

Pros self-catheter. Amateurs get the wife to help.

I have some experience in this; happy to help. You're officially a pervert if you enjoy it, mind :P

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I'm shocked we don't have a law against these people conning people out of money with lies

I'm with you, but it'll never happen because all the "psychics" have to do is ask why religion isn't being criminalised, and that's a can of worms that nobody wants to open.

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