KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 That will be why she had to stick her tongue up my arse before she believed me. She took the huff when I told her her breath was honkin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I'm now in an "employment restructuring scenario" How did I miss that? How about you restructure that teabag into a cup of boiling hot water? And while you're at it put your knickers on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Sorry about that, it really wasn't the time for a wet fart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplewell Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Bloody Canadians acting and driving like they've never seen snow before. Crashes and long delays everywhere this morning, the snow isn't even that deep! Currently attempting to bus to college which usually takes an hour, but this morning it's already taken an hour and a half and I just found out class is cancelled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Bloody Canadians acting and driving like they've never seen snow before. Crashes and long delays everywhere this morning, the snow isn't even that deep! Currently attempting to bus to college which usually takes an hour, but this morning it's already taken an hour and a half and I just found out class is cancelled Sakes...I understand that Canada is known for the occasional bit of snow. That's like Phoenix during the couple of times it rains during the year. Serious stay-at-home time; the roads turn into Death Race 2000, with smashed vehicles littering the sides of the roads. Pretty amusing watching the cars slide around like ballet, if you're a heartless b*****d like me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People who cannae take a hint & keep on phoning you even though youve ignored them 5 times already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People who cannae take a hint & keep on phoning you even though youve ignored them 5 times already. Exactly how did JagFox get your number? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People who cannae take a hint & keep on phoning you even though youve ignored them 5 times already. Never ignore the Gums clinic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) Never ignore the Gums clinic.Are you suggesting that young Nicola has been ploughed more times than agricultural Perthshire? Edited November 15, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Are you suggesting that young Nicola has been ploughed more times than agricultural Perthshire? Worse, Time Team got back together for a special. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Worse, Time Team got back together for a special. Bet Mozza still "wid" though.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Tag teaming with Tony Robinson. Touching Baldrick's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People putting the TV remote next to the TV - the most useless place for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People putting the TV remote next to the TV - the most useless place for it. Makes the place look tidier IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People putting the TV remote next to the TV - the most useless place for it. What if it's in a very small room? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 At least you can find the fkn thing, mine's gone missing for a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People who cannae take a hint & keep on phoning you even though youve ignored them 5 times already. Even worse than that is someone phoning back seconds after youve text them. I dinnae wanna talk to you, that's kinda why I texted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Get a room, you two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Even worse than that is someone phoning back seconds after youve text them. I dinnae wanna talk to you, that's kinda why I texted. I do that - largely when I know the alternative is 5 more texts back and forward and I can sort it with a 30 sec call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I do that - largely when I know the alternative is 5 more texts back and forward and I can sort it with a 30 sec call. Then I'll ignore you, text back pretending I was busy & you'll ring again & we're both stuck in an endless cycle of doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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