Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Other PTTGOMN: Adverts for Durex gels or whatever they are that show people using them. Yes, people are having sex while I'm sitting eating super noodles and watching The Mummy Returns. I get it. I'm alone. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Did you forget you replied to me the first time? Nope, I was on a roll, you don't stop the flow when you have to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 There's water stuck in one of my ears.Have you tried a tap on the head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Athlete's foot. 3 weeks of anti-fungal cream followed 4 weeks of prescribed strong anti-steroid cream / tablets twice a day to the point the skin of my hands has thinned to make them peel and still it hangs on. Hoping that amputation as the solution is a long way down the line... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Have you tried a tap on the head?Not sure it'd help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 You actually sound like an unhappy, shitey hedgehog I would be if I'd been anywhere near your arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Folk who press the up and down button when calling a lift. Scunthorpe of the earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Folk who press the up and down button when calling a lift. Scunthorpe of the earth. People who constantly press the button at pedestrian crossings or pressing it after someone else has. It won't change any quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The flip mechanism on my car key has stopped working so I ordered this from Amazon yesterday with free Prime delivery: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00CH5FY3E?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00 What turned up? This: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cook-Up-Feast-Mary-Berry/dp/1409347540/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1423055525&sr=8-1&keywords=mary+berry+and+lucy+young+cook+up+a+feast Dafuq, Amazon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Someone's fucking with you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The gif thread on the NSFW forum has been totally ruined by booitsme posting copious amounts of daft bints jiggling their floppy tits around. I like tits like most guys but I actually get bored sifting through them to get to the humorous, non-tit based gifs. This post made me burst out laughing. No idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 When a centre half has a bad shot or cross and the commentators give it 'that's a centre halfs shot for you'.... Forwards and midfielders have shite shots and crosses all the time and nobody says a word about it!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Menus that use the term 'hot!' to describe something slightly spicy. Or even worse, the three chillis symbol.Also, people who know that there are two bus stops 20m apart and still ding the bell for the second one even though somebody's stopped for the first one. And programmes where folk are gold panning and they always find a bit of gold. Amazing. So rare that every TV presenter can find a bit on their first attempt. Edited February 5, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 People who constantly press the button at pedestrian crossings or pressing it after someone else has. It won't change any quicker. Tap the button quickly twice then press it again holding for a second then finally one more quick press and it will change straight away irrespective of the traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Tap the button quickly twice then press it again holding for a second then finally one more quick press and it will change straight away irrespective of the traffic. I just tried this for a laugh and it worked. Then again, I waited for it turn to green again and then I pressed it once. It also turned red immediately. That's midnight for you I guess. Can't wait for rush hour tomorrow... Edited February 5, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Menus that use the term 'hot!' to describe something slightly spicy. Or even worse, the three chillis symbol. I hate that. Was over in Virginia a few years ago, and went to a chili restaurant in Alexandria that's apparently quite famous. On the menu was something along the lines of "Texas double sixgun hot & wild - try if you dare..." with flames around it and the obligatory three chilis. Tomato-ey mince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 People who like to have a full blown conversation with someone on the bus to work in the morning. It's 7am and I'm still sleeping. Please shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I hate that. Was over in Virginia a few years ago, and went to a chili restaurant in Alexandria that's apparently quite famous. On the menu was something along the lines of "Texas double sixgun hot & wild - try if you dare..." with flames around it and the obligatory three chilis. Tomato-ey mince. Nothing petty about this imo. It drives me fucking nuts. We have a fairly authentic hole-in-the-wall Thai place in Denver. If you order something hot from the menu, they ask "Do you want it American hot or Thai hot." If you ask for "American hot" they make it mild. Because that's what most Americans consider "hot". But the ones who've never visited Britain will cheerfully lecture me on how British food is "bland". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 People who constantly press the button at pedestrian crossings or pressing it after someone else has. It won't change any quicker.Conversely people who stand next to the button but don't press it so you miss the cycle and have to wait 10mins to cross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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