AberdeenBud Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How about "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", does that get you going as well, DA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How about "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", does that get you going as well, DA? Nah that one doesn't raise any ire at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How about "one in Kate Bush is better than two in the hand", does that get you going as well, DA? Allow me to do some editing, you know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When people use the phrase "Opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one!" It's such a shite thing to say. It demonstrates an utter lack of imagination. It shows that this person has nothing of value to add to the conversation. It's as if they can't think of a logical argument, or indeed any argument, so they throw this terrible cliche out unthinkingly. I suppose the very first time, literally the very first time, it could seem mildly amusing, but after that it's a clear calling card of a moron. Not as annoying as 'oh aye here's the backshift coming in' when you're a minute late to highlight the fact to everyone. Had a shit night worrying about a relative in hospital then stuck in traffic, felt like launching the c**t over the desk tbh. Ended up doing the laugh from pet detective and just blanked them. What is it the makes people like this? Who are you trying to impress ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 There's petitions for everything these days, might start a petition to get them banned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 People who constantly go Barca or Real Madrid online. Total fannys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I thought I was traversing the depths of despair and a chasm of irritation as I heard an old man whistling in the uniquely annoying manner only their ilk can. It was a short tune repeated over and over. And fucking over. You see I was on the bus and I feared this dusty old c**t had got on and was to torment me for the whole journey. Luckily it transpired that he was just at the bus stop (where the bus had stopped) and the relief broke upon me like a tsunami when the doors closed and it pulled away. But it was a close one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 FFS cheer up m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Trying to make an appointment with my GP..........fcuking hell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I went in the other morning and they told me the next appointment was the 5th of March. If it was serious, the nurse could phone me. Told them it was serious (it wasn't). The nurse phoned me about half an hour later, had a blather for 2 minutes and she told me to come and and speak to a GP who was available. Mentalists. I feel like an old person. I thought you were an old person? I'm so fed up at the minute. Stressed out my ringer at work, constantly on the bones of my arse even though I'm knocking my pan in at said job, and I'm just fed up of the monotony of life. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to look forward to just now. Gave my poor mother a long-winded email this morning in the hope I would unburden myself, but just feel so shite that I've put it all on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I went in the other morning and they told me the next appointment was the 5th of March. If it was serious, the nurse could phone me. Told them it was serious (it wasn't). The nurse phoned me about half an hour later, had a blather for 2 minutes and she told me to come and and speak to a GP who was available. Mentalists. I feel like an old person. 5th of March would do me! I'm only after an MOT but they insist that you can't make appointments in advance and that you phone on the day.........can see why people like myself that are generally in good health don't fcuking bother! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I thought you were an old person? I'm so fed up at the minute. Stressed out my ringer at work, constantly on the bones of my arse even though I'm knocking my pan in at said job, and I'm just fed up of the monotony of life. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to look forward to just now. Gave my poor mother a long-winded email this morning in the hope I would unburden myself, but just feel so shite that I've put it all on her. Was having a similar conversation with a colleague just yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Was having a similar conversation with a colleague just yesterday. You're braver than me, I don't think I have the bottle to talk to anyone face to face about things like this anymore. It's just shite really. Should be happy that it's Friday and the weekend is around the corner, but all I can think of is how shite it's going to be. Skint and nothing to do but washing and cleaning. Honestly, I feel pathetic but I feel as if I could burst into tears right now at how shite this is. And then I feel guilty because there's obviously people who are worse off than me. Quite literally, FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 You're braver than me, I don't think I have the bottle to talk to anyone face to face about things like this anymore. It's just shite really. Should be happy that it's Friday and the weekend is around the corner, but all I can think of is how shite it's going to be. Skint and nothing to do but washing and cleaning. Honestly, I feel pathetic but I feel as if I could burst into tears right now at how shite this is. And then I feel guilty because there's obviously people who are worse off than me. Quite literally, FML. Gies a wee tinkle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I thought you were an old person? I'm so fed up at the minute. Stressed out my ringer at work, constantly on the bones of my arse even though I'm knocking my pan in at said job, and I'm just fed up of the monotony of life. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to look forward to just now. Gave my poor mother a long-winded email this morning in the hope I would unburden myself, but just feel so shite that I've put it all on her. Obviously I don't know your financial situation but is there any way that you can book a wee getaway for a couple of month's time?I don't go away until October but thinking about having that ahead of me is often the wee boost that I need when I can't be arsed with everyday life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Aye but you still sit on my couch all day drinking fecking tea, tutting at every news story and generally getting under my skin!! In all seriousness, why do you not just tell them to f**k off??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 We're going to Belfast with friends in 11 days. Everyone is different but I'd be focussing on booting the arse out of that trip and possibly look forward to booking another wee jaunt when I got back home.I appreciate things aren't as simple as having something to look forward to, mind, but that's my workaround usually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 In all seriousness, why do you not just tell them to f**k off??? Sometimes I really want to but they are decent people who are just set in their ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 5th of March would do me! I'm only after an MOT but they insist that you can't make appointments in advance and that you phone on the day.........can see why people like myself that are generally in good health don't fcuking bother! Can you do that? Just ask for an MOT/Check Up? (Haven't seen a Dr in years) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Obviously I don't know your financial situation but is there any way that you can book a wee getaway for a couple of month's time? I don't go away until October but thinking about having that ahead of me is often the wee boost that I need when I can't be arsed with everyday life. We are going to Belfast in a couple of weeks, but at the end of the day, I know that an overnight stay away isn't going to drastically alter the shitstorm which has basically taken over life at the minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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