Dee Man Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm gonna start training in UFC. Do you enjoy being beaten about the ring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 If there were 32 NFL stadia, perhaps 31 regular plus Wembley = 32 doesn't it? 33 if you include Honolulu, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 And the Hall of Fame Stadium. Tbh that wasn't what I meant; i thought you were trolling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 And the Hall of Fame Stadium. Tbh that wasn't what I meant; i thought you were trolling I was being genuine, in the "if they ask a stupid question, they get a stupid answer" style. I can also now admit I said 32 forgetting Meadowlands was shared, but remembered Wembley and the Pro Bowl after you picked me up on it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Do you enjoy being beaten about the ring? u wot m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 31 regular plus Wembley = 32 doesn't it? 33 if you include Honolulu, I suppose. Giants and Jets share 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 u wot m8 I said do you enjoy being beaten about the ring? (copyright Julian Clary) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Giants and Jets share Yup I was being genuine, in the "if they ask a stupid question, they get a stupid answer" style. I can also now admit I said 32 forgetting Meadowlands was shared, but remembered Wembley and the Pro Bowl after you picked me up on it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I said do you enjoy being beaten about the ring? (copyright Julian Clary) Nice try, the UFC martial art uses an octagon. Though I suppose a starfish shaped cage would be good for a laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Off sick today and I'm bored as f**k already I'm off, of my own accord and have a list of things to do which I cannae be arses for. On the plus side I've received 2 separate calls about job interviews I haven't even applied for and it's only 11am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Nice try, the UFC martial art uses an octagon. Though I suppose a starfish shaped cage would be good for a laugh. It still gets called a ring you pedantic c**t. I want your first fight to be against me. #pandbdeathmatchpart2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 It still gets called a ring you pedantic c**t. I want your first fight to be against me. #pandbdeathmatchpart2 UFC 743, Live from the Ruel St Arena. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 It still gets called a ring you pedantic c**t. I want your first fight to be against me. #pandbdeathmatchpart2 What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom special services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Is gorilla warfare like Planet of the Apes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom special services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo. I want you to scream that to me in full, one inch from my face at our pre-match press conference as I stand coolly and calmly chewing my two pieces of Extra Peppermint while you feel the intensity of my steely glare burning through your soul. 10 seconds before I deck you with a swift boot to the baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Am I allowed to wear a codpiece? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Dundonians, eh? What didst thou just spake of me, thou dog? Know this, knave, I am the best sword in the fleets of Sir Francis Drake, and I hath partaken in numerous raids ‘pon the ports of Spain and hath carried off over three hundred Doubloons! I am trained in musket warfare and am the best shot in the militias of His Majesty! Thou art nothing to me but another target. I shalt strike thee down with all the furies of the Heavens above and Hells below, of a sort not yet seen on this Earth. Thou thinkest that ye can slander me, naught consequence? Thou art mistaken. For as we speak, I am contacting my spies and friends cross’t the breadth of old England to locate thou, so thou best prepare for mine storm, ye cowardly poltroon. A divine storm that shalt wipe out ye pathetic existence. Thou art but food for mine dogs, for I canst be anwhere at any time, and I canst kill thou in over seven hundred ways with naught but mine sword and buckler. Nay, not only am I extensively trained in the arts of unarmed combat, but I hath also access to the entire arsenals of His Majesty’s militias. I shalt use it to its full extent to wipe thine miserable body of the face of Our Lord’s Earth, ye dog. Alas, if only thou had knownst what unholy retribution thine libels were about to bring down on thee, mayhap thou wouldst have kept silent. But thou did not, and now thou shalt pay the price, ye Godforsaken dogsbody. I shalt shit fury down from the Heavens ‘pon thou, and thou shalt drown in it. Confess, and prepare to meet thine maker, sirrah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Been sick 3 times today, both the kids have also been sick. Haven't eaten a thing since getting up at 6.30. Missed college, which I can't afford to do, and off work sick, so will be on the first stage of the absence management process. Joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I want you to scream that to me in full, one inch from my face at our pre-match press conference as I stand coolly and calmly chewing my two pieces of Extra Peppermint while you feel the intensity of my steely glare burning through your soul. 10 seconds before I deck you with a swift boot to the baws. Can we get Granny D against Biggie on the undercard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Can we get Granny D against Biggie on the undercard? I'll take the old c**t and that Mozzamozza at the same time, no fucking problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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