Raidernation Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Been grey since early 20s, now white, no way around it, it's WHITE (and so are my pubes! Deal with it man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 23 on Wednesday but I can already see 1 or 2 grey hairs kicking about at the back of my head It is only a few, is this normal? Anyways they're just fucking pissing me off, I'm getting old and I don't like it Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy Nobody likes you when you're 23. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Mostly the one's linked by pages on Facebook, usually in the form of Vines. Last one I seen was a family going through a safari park, monkeys climbed on the car and the wee boy of about 2 on his mum's knee (or a booster seat whilst mum's sitting in the back) telling it to f**k off. Hilarious until the Thug Life (Or deal with it in this case) kicked in. Here's the video: Not getting sound on that for some reason By the looks of it, you might want to stay away from the REKT thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I actually was getting that pissed off trying to see them under the light of the mirror I took a photo of my head. Embarassing Safe to say I'm massively overreacting, I just don't like getting older I used to know a laddie who claimed getting older was great. Society considers that men generally become more attractive as they age (to a point), while the opposite is true for women. According to him, women who wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot pole when he was a young man became desperate if they'd reached a certain age and were still single, while younger lassies thought he was all debonair and mysterious purely 'cause he was older than them. Plus, he reckoned some liked to hook up with him to spite their parents, or because they had daddy issues. So, basically, he was plowing everything like it was harvest time. He may have been a bit of a sociopath, thinking about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Been grey since early 20s, now white, no way around it, it's WHITE (and so are my pubes! Deal with it man! Aye, I've never known my father without white hair. He apparently went white when he was 23, and there's no photo in existence of him before he was 40. That's weird, isn't it? Maybe he was a spy or something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Nobody likes you when you're 23. All the small things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 23 on Wednesday but I can already see 1 or 2 grey hairs kicking about at the back of my head It is only a few, is this normal? Anyways they're just fucking pissing me off, I'm getting old and I don't like it Going bald is just around the corner for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Going bald is just around the corner for you. f**k off don't even say that, my dad isn't bald and neithers my grandad! I'll happily go grey, but bald? Nah f**k that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 f**k off don't even say that, my dad isn't bald and neithers my grandad! I'll happily go grey, but bald? Nah f**k that. It's hereditary on the mothers side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 f**k off don't even say that, my dad isn't bald and neithers my grandad! I'll happily go grey, but bald? Nah f**k that. You really don't have a vote in this, hard cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I used to know a laddie who claimed getting older was great. Society considers that men generally become more attractive as they age (to a point), while the opposite is true for women. According to him, women who wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot pole when he was a young man became desperate if they'd reached a certain age and were still single, while younger lassies thought he was all debonair and mysterious purely 'cause he was older than them. Plus, he reckoned some liked to hook up with him to spite their parents, or because they had daddy issues. So, basically, he was plowing everything like it was harvest time. He may have been a bit of a sociopath, thinking about it Didn't realise you were friends with Barney Stinson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 23 on Wednesday ... I'm getting old and I don't like it 23 is fucking awesome I noticed my first grey hair at 19. They appeared to be more obvious at some times than others (one summer I had a cool white stripe down the middle of my head like Cruella de Vil) but they get more prevalent with each cycle. At 52, there's more grey than not nowadays. The grey hair doesn't bother me all that much. What bothers me is the people (usually women) who haven't seen me in a while and feel the compulsive need to point it out to me as if they think I wasn't aware of it. "Oh my gaaaaawwd, your hair is so grey, I can't believe it! What happened?" Just f**k off. Impossible, only women are objectified and judged on their appearance I highly recommend the "Have you stopped going to the gym" and "Cute wrinkles" comebacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 WHITE pubes?? Does your genetalia look like Jimmy Saville's head? I have no idea about Js head, but, yah my pubes are as white as my head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Meh 31 and no grey.. If I clean shave I look beyond young 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 38, but I've been plagued with this grey clump since my late 20's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 38, but I've been plagued with this grey clump since my late 20's. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431801998.876268.jpg WTF is that on your wall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 WTF is that on your wall? I believe it's called paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I believe it's called paint. No, that's on his hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Impossible, only women are objectified and judged on their appearance I highly recommend the "Have you stopped going to the gym" and "Cute wrinkles" comebacks. I haven't yet plucked up the courage but one day I'll respond with "Jeez, when did your arse get so big?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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