philpy Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Oh Philpy. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431802170.012986.jpg That picture of dickie graces the wall of the canteen at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 23 on Wednesday but I can already see 1 or 2 grey hairs kicking about at the back of my head It is only a few, is this normal? Anyways they're just fucking pissing me off, I'm getting old and I don't like it Wait until you find your first grey pube. I found one last week. I'm never going back to that kebab shop again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Meh 31 and no grey.. If I clean shave I look beyond young 31 and no grey? Lucky b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 23 and have a luscious mane of thick, brown hair It's fucking magic If I ever go bald I will never go outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm 23 and have a luscious mane of thick, brown hair It's fucking magic If I ever go bald I will never go outside ^^^ never been outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 You think I have hair this good from exposing it to shit like fresh air? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) I'm 30 and have numerous grey hairs in my head, nose and beard. Went clean shaven recently after years as a beardy weirdy because my beard was going grey in places Edited May 16, 2015 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm not nearly as drunk as I should be. Testify, brother. I have to go and watch us get relegated tomorrow too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 If they didn't say thanks, then you'd moan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 when I'm at the gym i have to walk through 5 separate doors between the gym and the pool and when ever there is someone behind me i have to hold open each door out of courtesy and when theres someone behind me they always thank me for each individual door i hold open for them out of courtesy and its awkward as f**k. everyone behind me is like "thanks" "thanks pal" thanks mate""cheers" "ta" thank you" just to break up the pleasantries I reckon that people that go to the gym are going for the exercise and not pleasantries, give them a wee challenge that the doors present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 when I'm at the gym i have to walk through 5 separate doors between the gym and the pool and when ever there is someone behind me i have to hold open each door out of courtesy and when theres someone behind me they always thank me for each individual door i hold open for them out of courtesy and its awkward as f**k. everyone behind me is like "thanks" "thanks pal" thanks mate""cheers" "ta" thank you" just to break up the pleasantries I have to go through this routine everyday whilst dropping off and picking up my daughter from day care. As the "gate holder" I don't want them to say thanks every time once is enough, but as the "follower" you just feel like you have to say thanks each time. Good manners can be a bitch sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 If they didn't say thanks, then you'd moan. The voice of experience, ladies and gentlemen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 when I'm at the gym i have to walk through 5 separate doors between the gym and the pool and when ever there is someone behind me i have to hold open each door out of courtesy and when theres someone behind me they always thank me for each individual door i hold open for them out of courtesy and its awkward as f**k. everyone behind me is like "thanks" "thanks pal" thanks mate""cheers" "ta" thank you" just to break up the pleasantries I believe the etiquette is that after the 2nd or 3rd door you let them overtake, meaning you split the choice of gratuities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Door holding etiquette is awkward as hell, for example at what distance is the follower before it is ok to let the door shut behind you? I believe the etiquette is that after the 2nd or 3rd door you let them overtake, meaning you split the choice of gratuities. The overtake is a dodgy manoeuvre IMO, very easily makes things weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 If all this door-related malarkey is getting you down, there are parts of London where you can hold a door open all day long and never see so much as a nod of gratitude. Catch me working at the Ritz again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 If all this door-related malarkey is getting you down, there are parts of London where you can hold a door open all day long and never see so much as a nod of gratitude. Catch me working at the Ritz again Is this why you're crackers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I used to know a laddie who claimed getting older was great. Society considers that men generally become more attractive as they age (to a point), while the opposite is true for women. According to him, women who wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot pole when he was a young man became desperate if they'd reached a certain age and were still single, while younger lassies thought he was all debonair and mysterious purely 'cause he was older than them. Plus, he reckoned some liked to hook up with him to spite their parents, or because they had daddy issues. So, basically, he was plowing everything like it was harvest time. He may have been a bit of a sociopath, thinking about it Never heard of the saying "men age like whisky, women age like milk"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Is this why you're crackers? ^^^ reported for racism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 when I'm at the gym i have to walk through 5 separate doors between the gym and the pool and when ever there is someone behind me i have to hold open each door out of courtesy and when theres someone behind me they always thank me for each individual door i hold open for them out of courtesy and its awkward as f**k. everyone behind me is like "thanks" "thanks pal" thanks mate""cheers" "ta" thank you" just to break up the pleasantries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Never heard of the saying "men age like whisky, women age like milk"? Jim, is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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