Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 ^^^ reported for racism ^^^^fucking grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 ^^^^fucking grass. ^^^^^ phytophobe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 ^^^^^ phytophobe I googled that and it doesn't synthesise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Women 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Women ...that bitch. Yeah you, you averagey looking cocktease..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Slight tangent on the doors... I sometimes encounter people going through the whole awkward 'after you' exchange on just one door of a set of double width doors. They seem to think that one of the doors must be locked. In P&B parlance, these folk are sub human scum. It brings a tremendous sense of superiority to just breeze through the other door and shake the head at the collective stupidity of those electing to line up and wait to go through a particular aperture when there are plenty available for everyone to come and go freely. An example of the type of door. Your typical moron will anticipate the door on the left of the picture is locked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That's all fine and well, but stick being the idiot that tries to 'breeze through' the other door and it's locked. Plan ahead - look for signs that it might be unlocked in advance. Failing that, a subtle check if you are stuck in line (rest your hand on the handle and give it a subtle pull. If it's unlocked, use it and leave the other suckers looking foolish that they never had the brains to see if it was open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That's all fine and well, but stick being the idiot that tries to 'breeze through' the other door and it's locked. That sort of happened to a gobshite who was onboard the Bangor with us. We had a home town run in Bangor and when we were walking into town from the ship we noticed a arcade so went in for a quick search and then found they had shit like Sega Rally so decided to kill half a hour playing that we were all walking out the place through one of the large glass doors only for this c**t to run up behind us and run not into the locked door but the glass window beside it. Scenes! Never got a word out of the c**t for the rest of the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mother Goose Club or whatever it's called. In fact, all children's TV these days. It's utter shite. Live & Kicking and Get Your Own Back FTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mother Goose Club or whatever it's called. In fact, all children's TV these days. It's utter shite. Live & Kicking and Get Your Own Back FTW. I remember that as well It then became dick and dom in da bungalow for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I remember that as well It then became dick and dom in da bungalow for me. Dick and Dom was brilliant Saturday morning viewing. A great programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as when they played Bogies and that game where they stuck ever-growing pictures of themselves on to unsuspecting members of the public. I'm not ashamed to admit that it would almost definitely still have the same effect on me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as when they played Bogies and that game where they stuck ever-growing pictures of themselves on to unsuspecting members of the public. I'm not ashamed to admit that it would almost definitely still have the same effect on me now. My friends and I regularly played bogies on the way to the football on a Saturday afternoon. We got thrown off a service bus going to Brockville for playing, and ended up missing most of the first half. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Me and some friends still play 'Bogies' but we use the phrase 'Horse's cock' instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm 38, but I've been plagued with this grey clump since my late 20's. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431801998.876268.jpg Oooft Still got a while until I'm there.... Can't believe I took this photo and can't believe I'm posting it on here Ah well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Oooft Still got a while until I'm there.... Can't believe I took this photo and can't believe I'm posting it on here Ah well ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431855692.175897.jpg Are layered curtain haircuts back in fashion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Nothing more annoying than a queue jumper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Are layered curtain haircuts back in fashion? I have no idea what you're on about, but that's me just right out of bed, it's most definitely not a fashion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Nothing more annoying than a queue jumper Every day in lidl Queue is always massive, new attendants come and open up more tills most days, it's then you see who the true p***ks in life are Racing away to try and get to the front, not even bothered that they're pushing ahead of people who've been standing there much longer than them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Nothing more annoying than a queue jumper Boy jumped the queue on me in our local barber's, and the c***s let him do it. I stormed out in the huff, and haven't been back. Should see the state of my hair, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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