Fudge Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Before Adam gets into any sort of trouble, the only other people in the flat were myself and my male flatmate. Neither of can recall being buggered by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Before Adam gets into any sort of trouble, the only other people in the flat were myself and my male flatmate. Neither of can recall being buggered by Adam Did you keep any pets in the flat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Before Adam gets into any sort of trouble, the only other people in the flat were myself and my male flatmate. Neither of can recall being buggered by Adam Adam may have been full of ecto's, but it appears either you or your flatmate had a more Rohypnoly sort of night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Before Adam gets into any sort of trouble, the only other people in the flat were myself and my male flatmate. Neither of can recall being buggered by Adam Well, perhaps not that night... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Was there any other women in the flat..? I'd find that hard to believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Nope, nope, totally doesn't sound like anything I'd do. Unhygienic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) After reviewing the evidence I find that Fudge got Mrs M and Adam fucked up on eccies, spiked them both with rohypnol horlix in a last wee drink before bedtime, snuck into the bedroom in the early hours and fucked one of them, or both. I suspect it was Adam, as he has apologised and probably is suffering from Stockholm syndrome, homophobic victim shame and worry about trust issues with Mrs M. The condom was dropped by Fudge deliberately to confuse the issue, replacing his revolting fluids with the remains of a yoghurt tub that was past the sell by date in the fridge. Could be wrong. Edited June 8, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 After reviewing the evidence I find that Fudge got Mrs M and Adam fucked up on eccies, spiked them both with rohypnol in a last wee drink before bedtime, snuck into the bedroom in the early hours and fucked one of them, or both. I suspect it was Adam, as he has apologised and probably is suffering from Stockholm syndrome, homophobic victim shame and worry about trust issues with Mrs M. The condom was dropped by Fudge deliberately to confuse the issue, replacing his revolting fluids with the remains of a yoghurt tub that was past the sell by date in the fridge. Could be wrong. I did have a sore arse the next day, thinking of it. I put it down to the comedown jobby during the night, but this may explain it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The girlfriend dumped me to go back to her to ex tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The girlfriend dumped me to go back to her to ex tonight For a bit of revenge and to give yourself a laugh you should brutally murder them both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The girlfriend dumped me to go back to her to ex tonight Again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 The girlfriend dumped me to go back to her to ex tonight Shouldn't've changed your username. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Apparently I'm a better ride than him. Not really my fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Alternate letters missed out to protect the guilty A_a_ L_n -_a_i_ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 That was my first guess too.Nice try L_n -_a_i_. Have you considered a career in politics or FIFA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Shouldn't've changed your username. Especially to the name of that shite singer who sang Babylon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Apparently I'm a better ride than him. Not really my fault. Aye, but do you use your tears as lube? Thought not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 There's only so many crayons you can remove from someone's nose before it's time to move on. I'm only surprised she didn't throw herself under a bus tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Compassion and empathy, as ever, from Jimmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Compassion and empathy, as ever, from Jimmy. To be fair, he's got a point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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