1320Lichtie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 It's to allow the grass to grow around the goal mouths, isn't it? Aye!! Goalmouths end up ruined after a few weeks back in the football season anyway!!! Just shift them slightly so the kids can still be out playing in them. Used to really piss me off as a kid, 6 weeks off school, good weather and no fucking goalposts to use. And before anyone says jumpers, they cause to many arguments!!! My mates dad ended up building us wooden ones with nets that we carried upto the backies in the summer holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Aye!! Goalmouths end up ruined after a few weeks back in the football season anyway!!! Just shift them slightly so the kids can still be out playing in them. Used to really piss me off as a kid, 6 weeks off school, good weather and no fucking goalposts to use. And before anyone says jumpers, they cause to many arguments!!! My mates dad ended up building us wooden ones with nets that we carried upto the backies in the summer holiday. At my local park the Council used to leave the posts nearby so we'd just put them back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) The girlfriend dumped me to go back to her to ex tonight She get fed up of you shouting "Who's your captain?" during sex? Edited June 10, 2015 by Daniel Carmichael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 It's certainly not for being funny. He stopped being that in the 80s. Swaz I watched his very first episode on YT the other day (BBC). It was fucking awful, check it out. I've non idea how he made it, did he write behind the scenes? For other shows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Went for a swim just then and the slow lane was just a joke, it says 30-60 seconds per length and there were quite a few people doing back stroke and it was just too slow. Tried to go in the fast lane but was self aware as was holding folk up, then went into the bit with no lanes and had to zig zag around a lot of old people who just seems to be there for a natter. Very annoying Just fucking BOMB every kunt. You paid the same as them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Councils taking down goalposts on the local parks over the summer Wtf is that all about Absolutely, why they still doing that? It;s fucking disgrace!! I used always have a few word with park & p***ks division of my local. Got them put back up most times. Phone( better to chap his door) the local councillor, tell them to get them back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Serious question, are all you Hibee name changers all in the same class at high school or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Serious question, are all you Hibee name changers all in the same class at high school or something? Primary, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Councils taking down goalposts on the local parks over the summer Wtf is that all about ^^^ this Local park where I used to live had the posts up all year round, until the start of the summer holiday, whereupon they immediately came down right as a'body was about to start using them. The local police teams used the pitches for inter-area matches and had to bring their own goalposts. WTF? At my local park the Council used to leave the posts nearby so we'd just put them back in. Also, this. The same area just left the posts flat on the grass behind the goals, so you'd get a lovely yellow 'U' in the grass for the rest of the year. We were all too wee to put them back in the holes, and the police said it wasn't worth the hassle they got when they did it. Must have had some vicious nipple clamps at those council offices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Creating a batch file containing "del *.* /s" on the desktop, forgetting to move it to the correct folder, and opening it. Why?! At least it would only delete everything on your desktop. I'd have thought that modern versions of Windows would warn that something harmful was trying to occur anyway (not trying it to find out, thanks). Not too much of a nightmare, as I assume you keep your porn on a separate external drive. Right? Boring file deletion story: I had a job once where I was always formatting and copying boot floppies and wiping/imaging hard drives to go into other machines. Being a bit 'tired and emotional' one day, I went into autopilot and started the floppy copying and hard drive wiping routine without realising I'd pointed the command at the PCs own hard drive. Which contained all the image files and thousands of drivers for various machines. And we didn't have backups of anything, because that would've cost money to do Good news was that I was finally allowed to set up some other machines for any tasks involving the 'format' command 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Councils taking down goalposts on the local parks over the summer Wtf is that all about They did it round at the park next to mine, because of complaints about 'health and safety', it's a joke at times that the council allow needles, dog poop and broken glass to lay next to this park without doing anything, but one child gets a sore foot for kicking a goal post and the council take it apart. Although, someone did make a goal frame out of old fence pieces, so I look forward to see how long it takes before the council react to this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Why?! At least it would only delete everything on your desktop. /s means include subfolders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Serious question, are all you Hibee name changers all in the same class at high school or something? I think it says a lot about the posters when nobody actually knows who each one is. They are all just the exact same poster. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 /s means include subfolders Aye, but it isn't recursive, I mean. It's not going to wipe your whole drive, just the desktop folder on your profile. You *do* have a porn directory on your desktop, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Just realised that my son's birthday party will be taking place while Scotland are playing Ireland on Saturday Between this and the Qatar game, I'm quite relieved that I didn't buy the week's NOW TV subscription like I normally do to watch Scotland games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Aye, but it isn't recursive, I mean. It's not going to wipe your whole drive, just the desktop folder on your profile. You *do* have a porn directory on your desktop, don't you? Of course not. I have dropbox I do (or did, anyway ) store quite a few files in folders on my desktop though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Serious question, are all you Hibee name changers all in the same class at high school or something? Since you were kind enough to think secondary school I'll give you a stereotypical secondary school answer: Yer Maw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Being unable to say "at least you're not bothered" in the most relevant "at least you're not bothered" situation imaginable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Still at work and phone battery is at 1% annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Still at work and phone battery is at 1% annoying Sneaky snapchat time.. Haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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