BigMartyn86 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Councils taking down goalposts on the local parks over the summer Wtf is that all about Not in Clackmannanshire. The Welfare league has switched to summer football and the council have had to leave the goalposts up on most of their pitches. Only downside is that the council will only hire pitches to welfare teams and I'm in the process of setting up our supporters team so we have to hire out The Recs at more expense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Wales. As if beating Belgium wasn't bad enough they're now confirmed as Pot 1 seeds for WC2018 qualification. Astounding. You just know that Scotland will draw Netherlands in the 3rd place play-offs and get absolutely horsed Edited June 12, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 As a Norn Iron fan, I almost would rather we finish fourth if we can't manage second. I've had too many last game let downs and I just know how it will pan out - much as Swarley's Scottish scenario above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 My barbers of the last 5 year shut and now I'm going to go somewhere else and I am scared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 2am kick offs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I was right to be scared. She did a good enough job all round but went wayward at the ears. Shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 My barbers of the last 5 year shut and now I'm going to go somewhere else and I am scared. Marry a hairdresser. I've saved approximately £1500 in the last 12 years and get the haircut I ask for everytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Marry a hairdresser. I've saved approximately £1500 in the last 12 years and get the haircut I ask for everytime. Do you still give her a tip though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Do you still give her a tip though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 2am kick offs As bad as 1.30am kick-offs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wean's birthday party today. I absolutely reek of balloons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Every time I come staggering home at night, some cnut's shadow keeps obscuring my front door keyhole. Would be much easier if whoever it is just fcuked off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 When folk don't pronounce the second 'T' in 'restaurant' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 When folk pronounce 'novel' as 'nuvel' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Can you not just join it back together with pliers and tape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 WTF were you doing to slice through it?Murdering his wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Burying your wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Murdering his wife. Nah the cables fucked. I was digging a hole on the path up the side of the house to put a new fence post in. It's the daft c***s fault anyway as they laid the bloody cable under about 30mm of soil with no warning tape. Arseholes. hmm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I've just sliced through my Virgin Media cable outside the house. Can't get my telly or internet working. If I blatantly lie to VM, I assume they'll come and fix it for nowt? I did this last year when I was getting rid of my hedge. Until I did that I was getting the full package in my bedroom while only paying for the basic. The word seething does not do justice to the rage I felt towards myself. Having re-read this post, I have no idea how else to word it without it sounding like one big euphemism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I've just sliced through my Virgin Media cable outside the house. Can't get my telly or internet working. If I blatantly lie to VM, I assume they'll come and fix it for nowt? A spear of blue ice fell from a passing aircraft severing the cable and then melted leaving no evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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