~~~ Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 When you finish work, take off your lanyards. i'm not interested in seeing who you work for or your ID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Dragshed season on the Highland roads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I was just served by some wee guy who had about 4 T in the Park wristbands on. We get it mate. You like to go to T in the Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Probably been mentioned before, but middle aged women in giant 4x4's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) When you finish work, take off your lanyards. i'm not interested in seeing who you work for or your ID I wear mine on my belt, so your eye is drawn to my junk. Edited June 30, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 When you finish work, take off your lanyards. i'm not interested in seeing who you work for or your ID There are some people who walk about with it over their jackets, so they've obviously gone to the effort of putting it back on once they've taken it off so folk can see it. Mental behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 A guy with a terrible hipster beard, sleeve tattoos and shit hair cut served me today and greeted me with the phrase Alright chief ' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I've just had some bint from the Evening Times, or claiming to be from them, at the door saying a wean from around the corner is trying to set himself up a paper round and the ET are going to help him by selling their paper and drumming up buyers. I don't mind this generally but she tried to play the guilt card of "Go on, help a wee boy out" and all this shite when I said I don't read newspapers. The funny thing was her opening sentence was "Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell anything" Had 1 of those 5 years ago. Then proceeded to try to sell me a boiler and radiators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Had 1 of those 5 years ago. Then proceeded to try to sell me a boiler and radiators. Not a good idea if you live in an igloo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Just updated my iPhone and the new music 'app' is a complete mind-f*ck. Over elaborate tripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 You're confused Zen. I think he said once he lived on glue. You're confused Zen. I think he said once he lived on glue. Stick with that idea for a moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Rush hour yesterday morning - about 40 screaming weans from some playgroup invaded our train supervised by two wifies who were already looking frazzled at 8.45 in the morning dealing with them. Cue mayhem all the way into town. Hire a fucking bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Schoolkids dancing on the road and running in front of cars. Every lunchtime I need to go home I encounter this driving by the schools, how much trouble will I get in for running one over? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Oh another thing about these c***s I work with is that there is forever collections going round for folk leaving and retiring and doing sponsored events etc but when my mate put round a card for me for my wedding they all just signed it and never stuck a penny in.I'd been in my current job when my wife had a baby. I received nothing. I really wasn't bothered but what irked me was that at the same time I was expected to contribute to every collection going. On a work theme we regularly receive emails from other teams notifying us about staff movements, leavers, newbies, etc. Yesterday we get an email telling us that a woman who'd only been with the company for a couple of weeks ago was leaving. She received the type of eulogy you'd expect from someone who'd completed 25 years long service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Schoolkids dancing on the road and running in front of cars. Every lunchtime I need to go home I encounter this driving by the schools, how much trouble will I get in for running one over? Loads if it's only 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'd been in my current job when my wife had a baby. I received nothing. I really wasn't bothered but what irked me was that at the same time I was expected to contribute to every collection going. On a work theme we regularly receive emails from other teams notifying us about staff movements, leavers, newbies, etc. Yesterday we get an email telling us that a woman who'd only been with the company for a couple of weeks ago was leaving. She received the type of eulogy you'd expect from someone who'd completed 25 years long service. This is why Women shouldn't work. They do f**k all anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Thank f**k I don't work in an office. Spend a fortune just going to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I quite admired a guy who worked at our place years ago. Started on the Wednesday, we all got paid on Thursday but he had to do the week in hand so was broke and asked if he could borrow a twenty to get him through. Hard to say no when you've just opened your pay packet, so I handed it over. Turned out he did the same with almost everyone in the building. Never saw him again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I quite admired a guy who worked at our place years ago. Started on the Wednesday, we all got paid on Thursday but he had to do the week in hand so was broke and asked if he could borrow a twenty to get him through. Hard to say no when you've just opened your pay packet, so I handed it over. Turned out he did the same with almost everyone in the building. Never saw him again. He's now at Sevco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 On the work thing, and I'm sure I mentioned this before, some auld c**t who had been there for 30+ years (and was a highly distinguished professional) got £90 in a whip-round last year when he retired. Shortly after that, some admin bint got £300 when she moved to another department along the fucking corridor. Two other admin bints, let's call one of them Linda with the pert tits and nice arse, and the other one Bawface, got married this month and achieved nearly a fucking grand between them. I only contributed to Linda for obvious reasons. I felt like she'd earned it. Surely Bawface was the one who earned it given her apparent difficulty in finding a husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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