19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 When you see KFC buckets in adverts (both tv and billboards. Afore someone starts greetin that it's the wrong topic ) filled right to the brim. False advertising at it's best. I used to work at a KFC and even the 16 piece meals wouldn't fill the bucket. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) ^^^ ooooft. Careful that deflection doesn't backfire on you there mate. ETA sorry19qos19 , that was obviously for 8Mile Edited July 23, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I used to work at a KFCSo is it true they have genetically modified chickens to grow extra legs and no feathers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 No deflection RM. Was just clearing things up for BFTD incase he thought there was some online beef between me and BigMartyn. Even if there was, I'd be like 'Nae danger big man!' I'm only 5'11... so you weren't retreating quicker than the French cavalry then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 so you weren't retreating quicker than the French cavalry then? Reported for racism. Everyone knows the French didn't have any cavalry, they ate all the horses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Reported for racism. Everyone knows the French didn't have any cavalry, they ate all the horsesWell a horse burger fair fillys you up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 So is it true they have genetically modified chickens to grow extra legs and no feathers? Nah, they only modify the pigeons. No one would eat the gravy if they saw how it was prepared though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I've just witnessed this in Tesco. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1437602465.626601.jpg This is both a pronunciation and spelling issue. From hearing the mispronunciation, many assume that the word is “Chester drawers” (as if Chester were a brand name) and write it as such. But it is actually three words: “chest of drawers” (a chest made up of several drawers). known to the rest of the civilized world as a "chest of drawers" or a "dresser" a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom.I'm gonna go pick up a chester drawers so I have a place to put my underwear. his physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.Dang, that old man has got chester drawers. Take you pick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The dry stringy bits down the side of a peeled banana. Scum of the fcuking earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 When you wake up at 2am and can't get back to sleep.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Would be nice to be asleep at 2am......... Currently averaging about 3 hours sleep from abot 4am to 7am. Considering I'm probably going to have to get up at 5am for the new job I can only hope it'll make me tired enough to fall asleep earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Nah, they only modify the pigeons. No one would eat the gravy if they saw how it was prepared though I thought it was common knowledge how KFC gravy is made? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The dry stringy bits down the side of a peeled banana. Scum of the fcuking earth.You might want to see a doctor about that Mr Banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 You might want to see a doctor about that Mr Banana very good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I thought it was common knowledge how KFC gravy is made? I don't know. Never take it anyway, but how is it made? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I don't know. Never take it anyway, but how is it made?You know the gunk that accumulates in the u bend under your sink.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The guy checking my train ticket x3 in the space of a really short journey (Anniesland to Queen St). I must look dodgier than I thought... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 You know the gunk that accumulates in the u bend under your sink.... pretty much! I can mind one of the cook's showed me a bowl containing what looked like muck. He said do you know what I'm going to do with this? I said put it in the bin presumably. Nope, I'm using it for the gravy. It was rancid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Call up the Big Man If I get the conductor job I'm requesting to have one of those guy's on every shift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If I get the conductor job I'm requesting to have one of those guy's on every shift I didn't think orchestras were that rowdy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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