Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 And the prawn sandwiches? No prawn sandwiches. Early kick off so a three course brunch with antipasti and rib eye steaks. Our box is in the corner right behind the "choir" - real fans who stand and sing for the whole game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Ex-forces muppet keeps sharing "ISIS terrorists are in Glasgow and ready to carry out attacks" tabloid shite on my Facebook news feed, together with "chop their heads off" and "don't be afraid to report anything suspicious" comments. The utter plamf. I've had this all week. I genuinely think the two squaddies I have on FB are willing something to happen when they're about so they can go in heavy handed. Muppets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Groups of b*****ds that turn up exactly as the lift is arriving when I've been waiting for it for 5 fucking minutes. Scum of the fucking earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I've had this all week. I genuinely think the two squaddies I have on FB are willing something to happen when they're about so they can go in heavy handed. Muppets. Fannies. If there was an on-going extremist plot to infiltrate and bomb UK cities, GCHQ would be all over these people long before a Sky News reporter could have a private chat with them via Twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Groups of b*****ds that turn up exactly as the lift is arriving when I've been waiting for it for 5 fucking minutes. Scum of the fucking earth. And then proceed to get in the lift before you, despite you standing waiting for 5 minutes. #worstcunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I was getting a coffee from Costa and the barista asked the guy behind me what he wanted. His reply was "I've got a large Americano coming out". Dae ye aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Road diversions for the next 8 months on my way to work first day back and the hassle is annoying me already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Taps aff in Dundee and Im stuck inside my shitey office. Are you having a dirty protest at work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Groups of b*****ds that turn up exactly as the lift is arriving when I've been waiting for it for 5 fucking minutes. Scum of the fucking earth. And then proceed to get in the lift before you, despite you standing waiting for 5 minutes. #worstcunts and then get off on the very next floor after walking passed the stairs #worstercunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 People who decide to out a person on social media for something that they have done, but refuse to reveal who that person is. You know who you are! Also when ever I talk to someone about football, they always act 'surprised' when I tell them that I don't support either of the old firm. It's surely not that unknown for someone to support a non-old firm team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Pure does my heid in when folk pure pretend not to support wan of the old firm. Definitely not aimed btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Just moved house and my new address on postcode auto fill is House Street Village 1 Village 2 Dundee Angus Village 1 is not a subset of village 2 it's a completely different village. Neither village is in Dundee. It's not in Angus it is in #perthshire but because of the Dundee bit it auto fills as Angus. I didn't stick in at the school to put Dundee on my address. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Sarah Millican. Potentially the most unfunny Geordie in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Sarah Millican. Potentially the most unfunny Geordie in the world. You watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown too? I'm just about to sack it and go for a shower, especially now that guy has made a joke about shagging dot cotton up the arse... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 You watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown too? I'm just about to sack it and go for a shower, especially now that guy has made a joke about shagging dot cotton up the arse... That would be like doing a clothes peg without a spring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 That would be like doing a clothes peg without a spring. That better be in relation to the dot cotton comment as opposed to me going for a shower! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 That better be in relation to the dot cotton comment as opposed to me going for a shower! Good call, I'm not so sure now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Never mind folks, BBC 1 have a special about car parking in a mo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) Never mind folks, BBC 1 have a special about car parking in a mo! That licence fee is so worth it... ?!**its really not! Edited August 13, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 That licence fee is so worth it... ?!* *its really not! Just get in in the shower.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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