BFTD Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Here is the live stream Dundee man fingered by aborigine Link's not working, P. WelshBairn asked me to let you know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Here is the live stream Dundee man fingered by aborigineIsnt Eednud having a colonoscopy today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Link's not working, P. WelshBairn asked me to let you know Censorship in the UK gone mad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Been noticing recently, while regularly having to squeeze onto a road with very slow moving traffic, that women never pause to let me in, only men. Story of my life. The 1 I notice is when I'm turning from my street onto the main busy road that even when the traffic is building because of the nearby roundabout, rather than women stopping to your right and letting you in the gap. They basically go forward the extra 20 feet and sit across you. Women are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Isnt Eednud having a colonoscopy today? I thought you were there? Who the f**k is the big hairy guy? Holding his hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 The 1 I notice is when I'm turning from my street onto the main busy road that even when the traffic is building because of the nearby roundabout, rather than women stopping to your right and letting you in the gap. They basically go forward the extra 20 feet and sit across you. Women are c***s. Be grateful you don't live in Thailand. In that situation you'd have been killed by that woman. Also it wasn't a woman, she had a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I thought you were there? Who the f**k is the big hairy guy? Holding his hand f**k sake! Thought that was the doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 f**k sake! Thought that was the doctor. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445415632.843855.jpg That's not the real photo is? Swarley is much hairy than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 That's not the real photo is? Swarley is much hairy than that! I'm not a qualified doctor either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I'm not a qualified doctor either. Yes, but you do have big fingers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Putting dishes in the dishwasher. Dishwasher racks are apparently cunningly made to diagonally twist whichever plate you try to slide in normally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 People who have driveways or garages and still park on the road. Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Putting dishes in the dishwasher. Dishwasher racks are apparently cunningly made to diagonally twist whichever plate you try to slide in normally. Those silly ducks, but how did they find the diagonal line on a circle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Every other post/tweet on social media whining about the fact that hoverboards haven't been invented yet. Yes we get it. It's a fucking FILM it's not real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 The christmas lights in George Square are being put up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 people you havent spoke to in a good while moaning that they arent even invited to the evening part of your wedding... they havent even said anything about the wee man being born or the engagement but expect an invite to the wedding.. off you f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Sifting flour pre-making pizza dough has to be the most tedious activity known to man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 people you havent spoke to in a good while moaning that they arent even invited to the evening part of your wedding... they havent even said anything about the wee man being born or the engagement but expect an invite to the wedding.. off you f**k. Remember it all too well planning our wedding. We actually invited a cousin of hers we didn't want too but to keep the peace we did. Then 3 days before the wedding through the grapevine we hear she isn't coming. Because we had invited her brood it meant 5 spaces opening up. Given the 5 spaces were paid for we had to quickly upgrade some night guests. That's an awkward conversation when people think you didn't want them but are now wanted to fill a space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Theres a car that was ditched on the A90 Northbound after Brechin but before Laurencekirk , it has now been there for a month and has been torched, would someone just get rid of the fucker already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Office heating. I sit beside a radiator but every female in the place think it is their right to bang it up full bomb everytime I leave my desk, regardless of what the temperature is in here. I'm sitting sweating in a suit while they are all sitting about in summer gear. I've even tried a compromise by leaving the heater on a medium level all day, every day, but with woman the correct heating temperature is always 'current heat setting + 1' or 'Max'. Should I open all the windows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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