P45 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The night before is fine but it depends on the type of sandwich. Make a sandwich at 8am with watery ingredients like tomatoes and salad cream and come 12pm it'll be a sloppy mess, whereas a straight ham and cheese effort will last for 24 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 ^^^ 'The Watcher' You've lost me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Here's a photo of her with me so you have double reason to w**k over it. Do you think you'll ever do another series of The Thick Of It, Rugster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Having seen it happen earlier, it reminded me of when I worked in shops and pubs and folk came in wanting change (usually jakes). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 He said he was 26, he'll have no idea who Blur were! Steady on Swarley! I might have been too young to strangle the sausage in the mid 90's but I was old enough to listen to music 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Here's a photo of her with me so you have double reason to w**k over it. Are you related to Dave King? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 People on Jeremy Kyle who refer to texts as "textes" I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a person on this programme say the word properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Are you related to Dave King? It does look a bit like it in that picture. Putting it down to the bevvy on that occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 People who say "Coldslaw" Also: people who say Liquorish. It's fucking Liquorice. And it's disgusting. People on Jeremy Kyle who refer to texts as "textes" I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a person on this programme say the word properly. How many times have you watched that shite? It must be a large number to have formed that opinion. Change the channel! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Here's a photo of her with me so you have double reason to w**k over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 How many times have you watched that shite? It must be a large number to have formed that opinion. Change the channel!ITV2 shows three episodes in a row in the afternoon. Dangerous stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I'm surprised that people on Jeremy Kyle have evolved far enough to have opposable thumbs to texty with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Toilets with tiny splash pools, meaning an area the size of a Tunnocks teacake to aim at. I mean, WTF? To cheer me up however (I'm typing this on the pan btw), a guy's shitting in the cubicle next to me which I know is out of shitter paper. This should be entertaining... Missed opportunity to use some paper then tap on the wall and ask if he has any as you are out.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The weekly food shop. Auld b*****ds clogging up the aisle, teenage mothers letting there bairn scream at the top of their voice, neds having a serious discussion over their gadgy drink of choice. And the ridiculously fast checkout attendees who scan everything before you can start packing your first bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Farmers. c***s are always on the news moaning about the price of milk, funny how they are all living in mansions driving top spec Range Rovers and Bentleys,* also if you fucking smear mud all over the road can you clear it off, its dangerous. Thank you. *apart from the old b*****d that drives his tractor about Dundee in the rush hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The night before is fine but it depends on the type of sandwich. Make a sandwich at 8am with watery ingredients like tomatoes and salad cream and come 12pm it'll be a sloppy mess, whereas a straight ham and cheese effort will last for 24 hours. You need to set up a pretective barrier for the bread. Tomatoes don't go next to the bread, a piece of meat or lettuce forms a defensive wall. Anyway, the easiest solution is this: put your ingredients in a tupperware box and take the bread in seperately. Assemble when eating. The missus got me these: (not those exact ones, I don't use a napkin) They make lunch very easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Farmers. c***s are always on the news moaning about the price of milk, funny how they are all living in mansions driving top spec Range Rovers and Bentleys,* also if you fucking smear mud all over the road can you clear it off, its dangerous. Thank you. *apart from the old b*****d that drives his tractor about Dundee in the rush hour. Aye, and they're always whining that we pay fck all for their meat or milk, but suddenly the value of a sheep jumps from £25 to £500 when you let your dog have a run and he has a wee nibble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 You need to set up a pretective barrier for the bread. Tomatoes don't go next to the bread, a piece of meat or lettuce forms a defensive wall. Anyway, the easiest solution is this: put your ingredients in a tupperware box and take the bread in seperately. Assemble when eating. The missus got me these: (not those exact ones, I don't use a napkin) They make lunch very easy. Who'd eat that shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Who'd eat that shite? It all looks pretty good to me apart from the purple play-doh in the middle of the wrap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 It all looks pretty good to me apart from the purple play-doh in the middle of the wrap.I hate olives. There's a time and place for the rest, but not in your piece box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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